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| − | + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 6. | |
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| + | ==Official League Records== | ||
| + | Passon joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}. | ||
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| + | On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 6, Passon was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Sixpack Santiago]]. | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
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Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating. | Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating. | ||
| + | ==Fan Works== | ||
| + | <!-- Format is: Filename.jpg|Art by Username --> | ||
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| + | File:Theodore "Teddy" Passon.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/HbDoesart2 @HBdoesart2] | ||
| + | File:Aldon and Teddy Embracing.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/HbDoesart2 @HBdoesart2] | ||
| + | File:Theo Passon.png|alt=A drawing of Theo Passon, a fat mermaid with sea anemone tentacles dressed as a cute clown. Ze is waving at the viewer and making the finger heart with zir other hand.|Theo Passon by [https://ebethsart.tumblr.com/post/699489941718204416/got-a-bit-sidetracked-but-have-been-working-on Eli Finch] | ||
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Latest revision as of 05:46, 17 January 2023
Theodore Passon was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 6.
Official League Records
Passon joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.
On Season β3, Day 6, Passon was incinerated and replaced by Sixpack Santiago.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Goals
Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.
Fan Works
Art by @HBdoesart2
Art by @HBdoesart2
Theo Passon by Eli Finch
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