Stephens Lightner

Stephens Lightner
Basic Information
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Chaos magic
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	53
Soulscream	EUEAEEUEAEEXOAAAXOAAAXOUAAOOUAAOOAHAAXAHAAXAEEAIEEEAIEEIXIIEIXIIEIHAAAAHAAAAH
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them
Other Background Information
Instrument	Sousaphone

Stephens Lightner is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Lightner has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.

Official League Records

Lightner hit a 3-run home run in Season 2, Day 78 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

The Jazz Hands often refer to Lightner as Stephens "The Collective" Lightner. Not a single Stephen but rather an eclectic heap of Stephens, these multiple entities share not just a name but also the exact same location in space and time, even across dimensions. Incomprehensible to the mortal mind, this state of being has been described by Lightner as "nifty." The Lightner Project was established to investigate when and how this occurred. Preliminary results indicate the superposition took place prior to Lightner's career as a Race Carl driver.

After a decades long career as an undefeated Race Carl driver, Lightner left racing to pursue glory in the greatest game of all - Blaseball. Despite their age, Lightner quickly found a spot in the Jazz Hands' lineup, and have been a core part of the team for over █████ years.

Lightner are known for their unusual bat, which is made from the drive shaft of the Carl the drove to a legendary victory in the Daytona 42069. When asked why they were allowed to use such an unusual bat, The Commissioner did not provide any comment, because they were too busy Doing a Great Job.

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Interdimensional Rumor Mill

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Fan Art

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  A Tlopps card of Lightner