Talk:Stephens Lightner

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Mentioned in Steph Weeks and Lancelot Kane's articles

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KCToxic (talkcontribs)

Stephens Lightner is briefly mentioned in a proposed addition to Lancelot Kane's page, where they are mentioned as being a former Lowe Wrangler. That proposal can be found here: Topic:Wr5puj3xvw9fw727

Stephens Lightner is also mentioned in a proposed addition to Steph Weeks' page, in which they are said to have a mental link to Weeks, due to weeks being a former part of the Collective Lightner, which was severed when Lightner became a Tiger. That proposal is here: Topic:Wr5pmdljenm64b0f

Removing Old JH Artifacts

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Inumo (talkcontribs)

Gonna remove the JHLore banner & the fake IRM; the Discord community's talking about whether we'll need to bring them back, but for now they're just clashing w/ wiki standards.

Preemptively Updating the IRM

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Inumo (talkcontribs)

A new version of the IRM will be rolling out soon, which requires specific markings & categorization for IRMs. One of those formats is the "vignette" format, which is intended for brief stories that fill a small gap in a player's lore. I believe this is the best description for Lightner's current IRM, though I would like to adjust the introduction to the following in order to accommodate the new format:

The Lightner Project has approximately identified some of the Stephens that make up Lightner across the dimensions. However, the instability of Lightner makes the below report highly unstable.

Addition of shadow lore

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KCToxic (talkcontribs)

In relation to the newly created Pit page and additions to Jazz Hands lore, the Jazz Hands on discord are looking to update Stephens Lightner's lore with the following information:

*Lightner's shadowing

*The separating effect the Pit has on the various Stephens within Lightner

*Stephens, Colorado, a city within The Pit where every resident is a different Stephen from within Lightner.

This change won't affect any of Lightner's IRM entries.

Making up a new guy: Esteban "Blaseball Georg" Georg Lightner

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Bunni (talkcontribs)

Blaseball Georg hits dingers for days, but because the Collective's skill at blaseball is effectively an average of all the Stephens, their actual tangible record is: very bad. Georg is usually the one responsible for what the fans refer to as Lightner Heroics.

Stephens Irlwin, Australian children's TV star

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InRainbow (talkcontribs)

Proposing a new member to the Lightner Registry: Stephens Irlwin

Stephens Irlwin was an Australian children's TV star primarily known for their work teaching kids about Australian wildlife, whose show ran for 1-7. They bat with an Animal Control Pole, though sometimes they will try to bat with the rope loop which leads to more strikes than would usually be thrown against them. When not playing Blaseball they run the Australian zloo and live with their husband, 4 kids, and 1 unusually large and scaly dog. Do not let Stephens Irlwin near Lowe Forbes as it has been their life goal to capture Forbes and they will chase them until Lowe is comfortably out of reach, they have never tried to capture Brock Forbes the reason is unknown but many have theorized it is because Irlwin doesn't know that Brock's last name is Forbes.

YouniB (talkcontribs)

Looks good!

1-7 what? Hours, series, or supposed to be ambiguous? Fine if so, but the word "whose" makes it easier to parse as part of the sentence instead of "their".

The last sentence is long and would scan better as two sentences. Can you re-word it as well to meet the Style Guide voice (4.1) that the rest of the entry has?

More Stephens Lightner should play blaseball and I'm glad this one does!

InRainbow (talkcontribs)

1-7 is supposed to be ambiguous yes, and I agree that would scan better as two sentences. I'll also try my best to update it to fit the style guide

How is this? Do not let Stephens Irlwin near Lowe Forbes as for unknown reasons Stephens Irlwin's life goal has been to capture a Forbes and they will peruse Lowe until they have evaded Irlwin. They have never tried to capture Brock Forbes, the reason is unknown but many have theorized it is because Irlwin doesn't know that Brock's last name is Forbes.

Stephen Manos, Certified Counterbalance Forklift Operator

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Inumo (talkcontribs)

Proposing a new IRM entry, solely to allow Stephens Lightner to Get Off A Counterbalance Forklift and therefore be certified as a Counterbalance Forklift Operator based on shenanigans on the Discord. As summarized by Rocketknife:

Stephen Manos is a certified counterbalance forklift operator composed entirely of left hands, except for one right hand. He is a fan of jangly elevator music, safety, and step-by-step instructions. Manos helps Lightner remain calm and follow their plans in high-pressure situations, and also helps with fielding. Manos served as the narrator for a training video commissioned by the Hellmouth Counterbalance Forklift Safety Support Board.

Alter Eagle (talkcontribs)

the HCFSSB has a wiki page now! If it can be linked in when this IRM entry is published that'd be awesome.

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