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== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
Hayes joined the [[Internet League Blaseball]] as a batter for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
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Hayes joined the [[ILB]] as a batter for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
  
 
On [[Season 9]], Day 7, Hayes was exchanged to the [[Houston Spies]] due to [[Feedback]]. Hayes was replaced by [[NaN]]. On Day 52 of the same season, Hayes became a pitcher due to [[Reverb]].
 
On [[Season 9]], Day 7, Hayes was exchanged to the [[Houston Spies]] due to [[Feedback]]. Hayes was replaced by [[NaN]]. On Day 52 of the same season, Hayes became a pitcher due to [[Reverb]].

Revision as of 21:45, 8 March 2021

Sosa Hayes is a pitcher for the Houston Spies and has been with the team since Season 9, Day 7. Hayes has previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Official League Records

Hayes joined the ILB as a batter for the Mexico City Wild Wings with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 9, Day 7, Hayes was exchanged to the Houston Spies due to Feedback. Hayes was replaced by NaN. On Day 52 of the same season, Hayes became a pitcher due to Reverb.

During the Season 12 elections, all of Hayes's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.

History

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Controversies

The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."

When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."

Fan Art