Sixpack Santiago

Sixpack Santiago
Basic Information
Team	Miami Dale
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Rage
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	84
Soulscream	IIEIEIIEIEIIEAXAIEAXAIIXAIEIXAIEIIOAEXIOAEXIEEAAHEEAAHEHAIIEHAIIEHEEAUHEEAUHE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him

Sixpack Santiago is a pitcher for the Miami Dale. Santiago replaced Theodore Passon after their incineration on Season 3, Day 6. Santiago was a batter until reverb on Season 5, Day 74 switched his position with Don Elliott.

Peanut Allergy

Santiago's rating suffered following an allergic reaction to a peanut on Season 3, Day 84 during a game against the Canada Moist Talkers.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Sixpack enjoys swimming and running. He often participates in 10ks and swim meet during the off season. He believe his active lifestyle will improve blaseball performance.

Santiago regularly posts selfies to his twitter, often outside in Miami or nearby an opponent team's stadium. Santiago enjoys talking to la familia. Their encouragement helps him to power through his frequent strikeouts.

Recently loss to Avila Guzman in all three catagories of the DALÉ triathlon.

Sixpack has one younger cousin, who he enjoys playing videogames with. Such as: CLOD, Stardlew Valley, Digbuild, and Plokemon Glo.

Controversies

It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic ideal of a High School Jock.

“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!” (notorious Dale fan)

The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.

“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)

Santiago denies this allegation. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.

Fanart

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  art by @bludhundr

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  art by @bludhundr