Ren Morin

Ren Morin
Morin as of Season 3, by @Sphr_AM
Basic Information
Team	Hades Tigers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Going bananas
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	O
Fate	97
Soulscream	AOEEHAOEEHAIAAAIIAAAIIEAAIOEAAIOEUHAAXUHAAXUXXAOOXXAOOX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Species	Unknown
Other Background Information
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Ren Morin is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers. Morin has been with the team since the start of Season 1.

Official League Records

Morin joined the league in Season 1 as a lineup player for the Hades Tigers.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Ren Morin has █ degrees of rotational symmetry. Ren Morin's name is an Americanization of a small subset of his original name, which is infinitely long. The immigration officer assigned to his case in ████ could neither spell nor pronounce his name, primarily due to having no classics background (as well as the incorrect number of mouths).

To preserve the safety and sanity of the audience, Ren Morin plays with a perceptual matrix projecting his true form into one copacetic to three-dimensional space, usually taking the form of a large girthy tiger.

Ren plays centerfield, which is to say that Ren can generally be found alternately napping and running abruptly about the outfield, chasing butterflies and pop flies.

At bat, Ren ambles up to the plate, bat clutched firmly in his maw, often resulting in the bunts he is most famous for.

Tigers fans are known to chant PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP, organized by section of the field, to encourage Ren to run in the direction of the bases. On 'Laser Pointer Days' at the Sixth Circle Stadium fans will shine their laser pointers at the base Ren should run to and occasionally at the player on that base.

Personal Life

Ren Morin was seen going on a date with Hellmouth Sunbeams batter Emmett Internet during the season 3 post-season. When reached for comment on the date, Ren Morin let out a series of noises that were approximated to the roaring heat of the flames of the deep below, combined with the roars of a tiger den. When asked for follow up, he clarified that, "It was a nice date and our relationship will likely continue."

Ren Morin has never been married, and has no known children.

Gallery

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  by @Sphr_AM

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  by @justmako

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  by @mildfruit

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  Art by @PomegranateSee3

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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