Pentagram Drachma Coffee

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Pentagram Drachma Coffee, also known as simply "PDC", is the most popular (and only) coffee house chain in all of Tartarus. It was founded by Pentagram Drachma sometime after the reorganisation of Hades into circles.

History

Since under Hadesian Law, jobs are legally considered torture, a number of businesses have sprouted in the midtier circles with the purpose of providing enough misery and damnation to aid souls in advancing onto the next circle, and thus reach Elysium. Founder Pentagram Drachma, renowned shadowperson, used this legal loophole as an opportunity to both help damned souls advance in their torturing circle, and also get very rich real quick.

Pentagram Drachma Coffee's newest slogan is "WAKE THE HELL UP", although they have not yet lost trademark on their old slogan, "Drink Coffee. You can sleep when you're dead."

Coffee

Coffee culture is very prevalent in Hades, and thus it is the most popular drink distributed by PDC. Other food items sold at the chains are sulfur pastries, magma chocolate, "Hellfire Hot" and "When Hell Freezes Cold" sandwiches, and also smoothies. The best-sold smoothie is The Pomegranate, which is specially popular during the summer time. Some claim to have seen Hades celebrity Persephone drink it while going out.

The brewing process is a trade secret, but some speculate that the beans are imported from Hellmouth, while the liquid used is an unholy combination of the five rivers that traverse the realm. Pentagram Drachma Coffee does not make itself responsible for any blood boiling, memory loss, inconsolable crying, or other side effect that may occur before or after the consumption of coffee.

Coffee must never, ever be confused with Cloffee.

Relationship with Hades Tigers

Although not their primary sponsor, PDC has an occasional partnership with the marketing department of the Hades Tigers. They have a paid "WAKE THE HELL UP" time during games. The contract stipulated to be used when the Tigers were down, as a form of cheering the team up, but PDC changed it to twice every game due to the infrequence of a Tigers loss.

A small stand can be seen at away games, manned by a specially bored shadowperson, although no one ever seen the stan arrive or set up.

Ever since the introduction of coffee preferences as a result of the Interviews Decree of Season 3, many avid Tiger's fans have flocked to the establishments to order the same style of coffee as their favourite Blaseball Superstars.