New York Millennials

New York Millennials
Division	Wild High
Ballpark	Battin' Island
Modifications	Blood PityIn the Blood Bath each season, this team must give Stars to the team that finished last in their division.
Home Location	New York, NY
Team Slogan	"Youth Will Save Us"
Team Colors	#ffd4d8
Emoji	📱
Mascot	Millie the Bodega Cat
Social media	Twitter

For other uses, see Millennials (disambiguation).

The New York Millennials are a Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. For Seasons 1-5, they played in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1, and claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball".

Roster

Lineup

• Thomas Dracaena
• Sandie Turner
• Dominic Marijuana
• Winnie Mccall
• Ren Hunter
• Andrew Solis
• Wesley Dudley
• Schneider Bendie
• Bates Bentley

Pitchers

• Theodore Cervantes
• Patty Fox
• Fynn Doyle
• Penelope Mathews
• Felix Garbage

Select Tlopps Blaseball Cards can be found here.

Former Players

Incinerated

• Scrap Murphy (Season 2)
• Chorby Soul (Season 3)

Feedback Swaps

• Alyssa Harrell (Season 4, Day 15; replaced by Penelope Mathews)
• Richardson Games (Season 4, Day 83; replaced by Ren Hunter)
• Conrad Vaughan (Season 6, Day 22; replaced by Valentine Games)
• Valentine Games (Season 6, Day 51; replaced by Andrew Solis)

Transferred

• Mclaughlin Scorpler (Post-season 3, to Hades Tigers)

Season Results

For more detailed reviews of the Millennials' seasons, see New York Millennials/History.

Season	Record	Win %	Division Placement	Postseason
1*	45-52	.463	5th	Did not qualify
2	44-55	.444	5th	Did not qualify
3	70-29	.707	1st	Lost 3-2 in the Finals by the Hades Tigers
4	58-41	.585	1st	Lost 3-0 in the Finals by the Hades Tigers
5	64-35	.646	1st	Eliminated 3-1 in the Round of 8 by the Chicago Firefighters
6	51-48	.515	5th (due to tiebreaker with the Boston Flowers	Did not qualify

_{* Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.}

In the Season 4 Elections, the Millennials were hit with Targeted Shame, which states that should the Millennials be shamed in Season 5, they would start the next run with negative runs equal to their shame.

In the Season 6 Elections, the Millennials won the Ooze and The Best Defense blessings.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Team History

For more on the Millennials' history, see New York Millennials/History.

Corporate Sponsorships

After Basethirst's failed launch attempt and mysterious reappearance on shelves, A sponsorship deal was announced on the Millennials twitter account, with Dominic Marijuana acting as the face of the brand. Both the Ceaseless Thirst Corporation and the ownership of the Millennials have refused to comment on whether players other than Marijuana are being paid for the sponsorship, leading to widespread criticism and light rioting from the anti-capitalist wings of the fan base. Dominic avoided backlash from fans and fellow players when it was revealed that his sponsorship money was being used to help Blaseball stadium janitors try out for the New York Blittle League team.

In response to the Basethirst sponsorship, The Millennials Players Union are officially partnered with the Plabst Blue Ribbon Workers' Union.

Staff

Current Staff

• Owners: Millennials (species)
• Social Media Manager: NYSMM
• Mascot: Millie the Bodega Cat

Ownership Controversy

Little is known about the shadowy and secretive cabal of Millennials who make up the ownership of the New York Blaseball team and serve as its namesake. It is also unknown how far into the standard 1000-year life cycle each of the Millennials who own the team are.

Recently, critics have leveled accusations against the direction of the team's marketing, claiming that the over-reliance on "Millennial Memes" targeting the Millennial generation to form their team's identity (and baffling demand that each player have a "Side Hustle") is merely a way to shrug off critical questions about the exact nature and goals of the ownership.

Fan Culture

For more on the Millennialls' mascots, see New York Millennials/Fan Culture.

Chants/Mantras

• "LET'S GO MILLS BABY LOVE DA MILLS" (LGMBLDM)
• "ALWAYS BET DA MILLS BLABY" (ABDMB)
• Call: "WHOSE HOUSE?"
  • Response: "NOT OURS WE RENT"
• "[name/pronoun]'S WALKIN' HERE" (after a walk)
• "BAN GROUND" (after a ground out)
• "IT'S LIT" (bases loaded)
• "FLY THE AVO" (after a win)
• Player-Specific Chants:
  • Thomas Dracaena
    • "DRAC ATAC"
  • Dominic Marijuana
    • "BLAZE IT DOM"
    • "DOM ONE-HITTER" (after a solo home run)
  • Winnie Mccall
    • "WIN IT WINNIE"
  • Ren Hunter
    • "REN IS DUE"
  • Schneider Bendie
    • "F**K CAPITALISM, STEAL HOME"
    • "BEND IT LIKE BENDIE"
  • Penelope Mathews
    • "LUCKY PENNY"
  • Theodore Cervantes
    • "GET CERVED"
  • Bates Bentley
    • "CLOSE THE BATES"
  • Felix Garbage
    • "GARBAGE DAY"
  • Chorby Soul
    • "Chorby [Interjection]"
      • "Chorby YES!"
      • "Chorby NO!"
      • "Chorby THANKS!"

Fan Art

For more Millennialls' fan art, see New York Millennials/Fan Art.

New York Millennials Alt Logo by ReleaseTheChimp	Logo by Cobaltcakes.
New York Millennials Alt Logo by Annana	"The Mills" New York Millennials lettering by andreastreeter