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| + | |image1=mooneycard.png | ||
| + | |caption1=Art by {{Twitter|name=Spiral_Joe}}, logo by {{Twitter|name=LonghairQ}} | ||
| + | |team=[[Canada Moist Talkers]] | ||
| + | |status=Active | ||
| + | |dates=Jul 20, 2020–present | ||
| + | |batting={{Star Rating|2.5}} | ||
| + | |pitching={{Star Rating|2.5}} | ||
| + | |baserunning={{Star Rating|3}} | ||
| + | |defense={{Star Rating|1.5}} | ||
| + | |item=None | ||
| + | |armor=None | ||
| + | |evolution=Base | ||
| + | |ritual=Stretching | ||
| + | |coffee=Coffee? | ||
| + | |blood=Love | ||
| + | |fate=22 | ||
| + | |soulscream=IIEEOIIEEOIOEAEEOEAEEOEIAOHEIAOHEIAAIXIAAIXIEAAUUEAAUUEAOIEXAOIEXAHHAOAHHAOAH | ||
| + | |pronouns=she/her, they/them | ||
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'''Mooney Doctor''' is a pitcher for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and has been with the team since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | '''Mooney Doctor''' is a pitcher for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and has been with the team since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | ||
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==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
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In Season 1, Doctor threw the first recorded no-hitter in [[ILB]] history. After the game, she thanked [[The Moon|her wife]] for inspiring her to allow a perfectly circular "0" number of hits during the game. | In Season 1, Doctor threw the first recorded no-hitter in [[ILB]] history. After the game, she thanked [[The Moon|her wife]] for inspiring her to allow a perfectly circular "0" number of hits during the game. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| − | Before joining the Moist Talkers, Doctor studied marine biology at the University of British Columbia, and oddly showed no prior interest in blaseball before joining | + | Before joining the Moist Talkers, Doctor studied marine biology at the University of British Columbia, and oddly showed no prior interest in blaseball before joining the team. Her career change seemed unprecedented, but it has been theorized that she may have been brought into the Moist Talkers' fold in order to address some incredibly specialized health needs within the team's roster. Her pitching success is considered, in that case, to have been a pleasant surprise. |
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===Association with Necromancy === | ===Association with Necromancy === | ||
| − | During the events of [[Season 6]] Doctor took over the Moist Talkers necromancy initiative after [[Hobbs Cain | + | During the events of [[Season 6]] Doctor took over the Moist Talkers' necromancy initiative after [[Hobbs Cain]]'s feedback swap to the Pies on [[Season 6]], Day 82. After being left detailed notes by Cain, Doctor improved upon the ritual with the help of [[Francisco Preston]] and was able to open and maintain the portal to the Void that the Garages used to recover [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]. |
| + | In the aftermath of the revival and the events of [[Ruby Tuesday]], Doctor was asked by the Halifax Gazette if she regretted her actions. She responded: | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>Look we were all pretty broken up about [[Richmond Harrison|Richmond]] leaving, Hobbs especially. If you’re wondering if I would do it all again? Absolutely. Our "punishment" is once again an example of the stifling effect that the non-Euclidean and frankly negligent blaseball gods have on the sanctity of the league they're supposed to be officiating. This "unstable" business is just an excuse by the higher ups to not deal with the very obvious umpire problem the league has been dealing with for months.</blockquote> | |
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===Legal Disclaimer=== | ===Legal Disclaimer=== | ||
Doctor denies any and all involvement on the part of her wife, [[the moon]], in the flooding of the country. With an increasing frequency, she can be seen in the stands of [[Tranquility Strongarms]] games cheering them on, despite the fact she's on a different team. | Doctor denies any and all involvement on the part of her wife, [[the moon]], in the flooding of the country. With an increasing frequency, she can be seen in the stands of [[Tranquility Strongarms]] games cheering them on, despite the fact she's on a different team. | ||
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===Blaseball Cards=== | ===Blaseball Cards=== | ||
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Mooneycard.png|Season 3 Player Card | Mooneycard.png|Season 3 Player Card | ||
Bootleg Mooney Doctor.png|Bootleg Mooney Doctor Blaseball Card Season 3 | Bootleg Mooney Doctor.png|Bootleg Mooney Doctor Blaseball Card Season 3 | ||
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{{TeamNavSelector|moist talkers}} | {{TeamNavSelector|moist talkers}} | ||
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[[Category:Players with a Tlopps card]] | [[Category:Players with a Tlopps card]] | ||
[[Category:Pitchers]] | [[Category:Pitchers]] | ||
[[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | ||
Revision as of 17:17, 30 October 2020
Mooney Doctor is a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since the start of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Records
Season 1
In Season 1, Doctor threw the first recorded no-hitter in ILB history. After the game, she thanked her wife for inspiring her to allow a perfectly circular "0" number of hits during the game.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Before joining the Moist Talkers, Doctor studied marine biology at the University of British Columbia, and oddly showed no prior interest in blaseball before joining the team. Her career change seemed unprecedented, but it has been theorized that she may have been brought into the Moist Talkers' fold in order to address some incredibly specialized health needs within the team's roster. Her pitching success is considered, in that case, to have been a pleasant surprise.
Association with Necromancy
During the events of Season 6 Doctor took over the Moist Talkers' necromancy initiative after Hobbs Cain's feedback swap to the Pies on Season 6, Day 82. After being left detailed notes by Cain, Doctor improved upon the ritual with the help of Francisco Preston and was able to open and maintain the portal to the Void that the Garages used to recover Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
In the aftermath of the revival and the events of Ruby Tuesday, Doctor was asked by the Halifax Gazette if she regretted her actions. She responded:
Look we were all pretty broken up about Richmond leaving, Hobbs especially. If you’re wondering if I would do it all again? Absolutely. Our "punishment" is once again an example of the stifling effect that the non-Euclidean and frankly negligent blaseball gods have on the sanctity of the league they're supposed to be officiating. This "unstable" business is just an excuse by the higher ups to not deal with the very obvious umpire problem the league has been dealing with for months.
Further excerpts from the interview have been omitted to protect ███████.
Legal Disclaimer
Doctor denies any and all involvement on the part of her wife, the moon, in the flooding of the country. With an increasing frequency, she can be seen in the stands of Tranquility Strongarms games cheering them on, despite the fact she's on a different team.
Blaseball Cards
Season 3 Player Card
Bootleg Mooney Doctor Blaseball Card Season 3
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Bennett Takahashi · Justice Valenzuela · Stephanie Winters · Cell Longarms | |
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| Stats | Season (NEW) | 1 |
| Season (Beta) | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23· 24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Gleek Arena | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB | |
| Places | Halifax · Canada | |
| History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| TALK SPIT, GET HITS | ||
