Mickey Woods

Mickey Woods
art by @sol
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Philly Pies
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Gazing into the abyss
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	56
Soulscream	AOEIAAOEIAAEEAEIEEAEIEIEAXEIEAXEIAAAUEAAAUEA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Cherry

Mickey Woods was a lineup player for the Philly Pies. Woods had been with the team since Season 1, and was incinerated during a Season 6, Day 95 game against the Kansas City Breath Mints. Woods was replaced by Jaxon Buckley.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 election, Woods' baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Biographical Information

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Mickey Woods plays first base for the Philly Pies.

Originally a construction worker, she was convicted of manslaughter after hitting a rock with a lead pipe into the head of a bystander while on her mandated 15-minute break. She was sentenced to five years in prison, but the Pies, taking an interest in her hitting, made a deal with the judge, a Philly native and Pies fan, for her to serve her sentence playing for the team. An additional three years was added to her sentence for her part in developing the signature Philly Pie blaseball play known as Philladeltrix: The Marquis of Pain.

Mickey had numerous tattoos, including, as a devout Quaker, the names of the Valiant Sixty on her back. She was deeply repentant for the death she caused.

Since the abolition of the Pie-nitentiary, Mickey served the rest of her sentence through community service and helping with local social work groups. The aid to a community she unwittingly harmed was a balm to her Quaker soul. Mickey's favorite flower was the iris. She spent most of her free time working in the Pies community garden.

Mickey's regular order at the Tastykake food court is well known and now available as the Number 5: Two slices of pie and a large coffee with two tablespoons of sesame oil. Since her incineration, flans will often leave a Number 5 by her memorial in the community garden.

On twitter @mickeyvaliant60

Relationships

Mickey had many varied and tragic relationships, including one with Combs Duende that ended with their incineration. After, Mickey continued to use Combs' bat, Split Ends, in Season 6 as a good luck charm. She also got a tattoo of Combs' name on her collarbone to memorialize her as gone but never forgotten.

At the time of Mickey's incineration she was dating Chicago Firefighters player, Lou Roseheart, who was left bereaved by her absence. Mickey also had a close relationship with Farrell Seagull after they were swapped to the Garages. Farrell and Mickey had been looking at potentially going on a date during the post-season siesta, and now Farrell joins the many impacted by Mickey Woods' incineration.

Both players have been seen placing a Number 5 in the Tastykake Community Glarden in memorial of their lost loved one and friend.

Gallery

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  art by @sol

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  art by @HeartRate07