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==Season A==
 
==Season A==
 
==Postseason A==
 
==Postseason A==
 
==Season A Election==
 
==Season A Election==
 
===Summary===
 
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'''Season A Election''' details the Election of [[Season A]], the first known election in Blaseball's history. As a result of the '''CO-OP''' and '''PVP''' Decrees, [[Ultra League Blaseball]] becomes [[Internet League Blaseball]] and [[The Bad League]] becomes the [[The Evil League]]. Notably, [[Parker MacMillan]] is Hexed with {{ModifInline|Firewalker|duration=permanent}}, an event which would go on to have drastic effects on the remainder of Pre-History I and [[The Expansion Era]].  
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'''Season A Election''' details the Election of [[Season A]], the first known election in Blaseball's history. As a result of the '''CO-OP''' and '''PVP''' Decrees, [[Ultra League Blaseball]] becomes [[Internet League Blaseball]] and [[The Bad League]] becomes the [[The Evil League]]. Notably, [[Parker MacMillan]] is Hexed with {{ModifInline|Firewalker|duration=permanent}}, an event which would go on to have drastic effects on the remainder of Pre-History I and [[The Expansion Era]]. It was revealed on {{#time: F d, Y | 2021-06-24}}.
 
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==Season B==
 
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==A Walk==
 
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'''An Alternate''' details [[Megan Ito|Megan Ito's]] [[Echo|echoing]] into {{ModifInline|Static|duration=permanent}} following the events of [[Parker MacMillan|Parker MacMillan's]] release from [[The Force Field]] by Megan in '''A Traitor'''. After Parker left the [[Minneapolis Truckers]] {{ModifInline|Unstable|duration=permanent}}, they — including Megan — would be [[Incineration|Incinerated]] by a [[Umpire|Rogue Umpire]]. However, as Megan had taken The Force Field from Parker during A Traitor, she could neither leave her current location due to the {{ModifInline|Force|duration=permanent}} Modification nor stay there due to being Incinerated. This lead to a Paradox which would result in Megan Echoing herself before dropping the The Force Field through unknown means and becoming [[Static]]. Megan's [[Alternate]] would then be called in the form of [[New Megan Ito]], who would then join the Trucker's replacement team, the [[Boulders Bay Birds]]. Whilst this was the first recorded instance of an Alternate, it conflicted with future Alternations after [[Season 1|The Return]] where Alternates bared the exact same name as their predecessor and were not visibly present beside them, whereas both Megan Ito and New Megan Ito had separate player profiles on [https://blaseball.com Blaseball.com]. An Alternate was revealed on {{#time: F d, Y | 2021-06-24}}.
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==A Snap Election==
 
==A Snap Election==

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Welcome to the Library
Some or all of the information on this page is from secondhand accounts as revealed by the Library.

Pre-History I is the second volume in The Library, and was added alongside Root, Pre-History II, Bridge, and Discipline in Season 18. It contains 20 chapters, 14 of which have been unveiled. The first chapter to be revealed was "The First Day, 1st Edition" on May 10, 2021 during Season 18.

Overall Summary

Pre-history I details Blaseball's first known League, Ultra League Blaseball, which would go on to become Internet League Blaseball as an effect of the CO-OP Decree.[1] In particular, it focuses on Players Parker MacMillan and Megan Ito. During Pre-History I, Parker MacMillan would become Hexed with the  Firewalker Modification,[1] inflict Instability across the league (moving through the  Super Roamin' Modification),[2] and eventually be contained by the Mallorca Whales using The Force Field.[2] Following this,  Trader and  Traitor Megan Ito freed Parker by trading their Metaphorical Sunglasses for Parker's Force Field, indirectly leading to Megan's incineration when Parker left their Team, the Minneapolis Truckers, Unstable. When The Force Field prevented Megan from entering the Hall of Flame after this, they became caught in a state of Superposition between life and death, eventually resulting in them echoing into  Static and being replaced by New Megan Ito.[3] Ultimately, Parker would go on to become  Legendary through unknown means, leaving the League to enter The Vault, and therefore making every Team Unstable. This resulted in an early snap Election where the Reset Decree was passed, ending Pre-History I.[4] Additonally, Pre-History I also saw the first mention of Namerifeht.[5]

The First Day, 1st Edition

The First Day, 1st Edition is a chapter detailing the forging of Sun 1 by Namerifeht and the beginning of Ultra League Blaseball. It introduced already known teams such as the Breckenridge Jazz Hands alongside previously unknown teams such as the Alaskan Immortals. It was revealed on May 10, 2021.

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  • The Hawai'i Fridays joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Breath Mints joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Laredo Excavators joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Los Angeles Tacos joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Louisville Lobsters joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Mallorca Whales joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Maryland Squirrels joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Mexico City Wild Wings joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Minneapolis Truckers joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Moab Sunbeams joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The New Hampshire Eggplants joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The New York Millennials joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Oklahoma Heartthrobs joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Oregon Psychics joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Kola Boar joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Philly Pies joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Phoenix Trunks joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The San Diego Saltines joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Wyoming Dolphins joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A G
  • The Yellowstone Magic joined Ultra League Blaseball!
A 1
  • An Umpire Appeared.
A 1
  • Rejoice!
A 1
  • Play Ball!

Season A

Postseason A

Season A Election

Summary

Season A Election details the Election of Season A, the first known election in Blaseball's history. As a result of the CO-OP and PVP Decrees, Ultra League Blaseball becomes Internet League Blaseball and The Bad League becomes the The Evil League. Notably, Parker MacMillan is Hexed with  Firewalker, an event which would go on to have drastic effects on the remainder of Pre-History I and The Expansion Era. It was revealed on June 24, 2021.

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A EL
A EL
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  • Lōotcrates.png "A Collusion."
A EL
A EL
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  • Lōotcrates.png "A Rock and a Hard Place."
A EL
A EL

Season B

Postseason B

An Eclipse

A Save

A Rivalry

An Exile

A Traitor

A Walk

An Alternate

Summary

An Alternate details Megan Ito's echoing into  Static following the events of Parker MacMillan's release from The Force Field by Megan in A Traitor. After Parker left the Minneapolis Truckers  Unstable, they — including Megan — would be Incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. However, as Megan had taken The Force Field from Parker during A Traitor, she could neither leave her current location due to the  Force Modification nor stay there due to being Incinerated. This lead to a Paradox which would result in Megan Echoing herself before dropping the The Force Field through unknown means and becoming Static. Megan's Alternate would then be called in the form of New Megan Ito, who would then join the Trucker's replacement team, the Boulders Bay Birds. Whilst this was the first recorded instance of an Alternate, it conflicted with future Alternations after The Return where Alternates bared the exact same name as their predecessor and were not visibly present beside them, whereas both Megan Ito and New Megan Ito had separate player profiles on Blaseball.com. An Alternate was revealed on June 24, 2021.

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E 13
E 13
  • A Rogue Umpire Incinerated the Minneapolis Truckers!
E 13
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  • Lōotcrates.png "A Paradox"
E 13
  • Megan Ito entered the Hall of Flame!
E 13
  • Megan Ito was gripped by Force.
E 13
  • Megan Ito entered the Hall of Flame!
E 13
  • Megan Ito was gripped by Force.
E 13
  • Megan Ito entered the Hall of Flame!
E 13
  • Megan Ito was gripped by Force.
E 13
  • Megan Ito was caught in a state of Superposition!
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  • Lōotcrates.png "Bridged."
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E 13
  • Megan Ito dropped The Force Field
    • - The Force Field
    • -  Careful
    • -  Force
    • -  Containment
    • Overall 15.7 -> 15.7 + 0.1
    • Link(s): Megan Ito
E 13
  • New Megan Ito was Called!
    • - The Force Field
    • +  Alternate
    • Overall 14.4 -> 17.6
    • Link(s): New Megan Ito
E 13
E 13
  • The Instability chained to the New York Millennials!
E 13

A Snap Election

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 "Season A Election"
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 "An Exile"
  3. ↑ "An Alternate"
  4. ↑ "A Snap Election"
  5. ↑ "The First Day, 1st Edition"
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