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Pre-History I is the second volume in The Library, and was added alongside Root, Pre-History II, Bridge, and Discipline in Season 18. It contains 20 chapters, 14 of which have been unveiled. The first chapter to be revealed was "The First Day, 1st Edition" on May 10, 2021 during Season 18.

Volume Summary

Pre-history I details Blaseball's first known League, Ultra League Blaseball, which would go on to become Internet League Blaseball as an effect of the CO-OP Decree.[1] In particular, it focuses on Players Parker MacMillan and Megan Ito. During Pre-History I, Parker MacMillan would become Hexed with the  Firewalker Modification,[1] inflict Instability across the league (moving through the  Super Roamin' Modification),[2] and eventually be contained by the Mallorca Whales using The Force Field.[2] Following this,  Trader and  Traitor Megan Ito freed Parker by trading their Metaphorical Sunglasses for Parker's Force Field, indirectly leading to Megan's incineration when Parker left their Team, the Minneapolis Truckers, Unstable. When The Force Field prevented Megan from entering the Hall of Flame after this, they became caught in a state of Superposition between life and death, eventually resulting in them echoing into  Static and being replaced by New Megan Ito.[3] Ultimately, Parker would go on to become  Legendary through unknown means, leaving the League to enter The Vault, and therefore making every Team Unstable. This resulted in an early snap Election where the Reset Decree was passed, ending Pre-History I.[4] Additonally, Pre-History I also saw the first mention of Namerifeht.[5]

The First Day, 1st Edition

Summary

The First Day, 1st Edition is a chapter detailing the forging of Sun 1 by Namerifeht and the beginning of Ultra League Blaseball. It introduced already known teams such as the Breckenridge Jazz Hands alongside previously unknown teams such as the Alaskan Immortals. It was revealed on May 10, 2021.

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  • Five Bases were Placed.
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  • The Alaskan Immortals joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Antarctic Fireballs joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Baltimore Crabs joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Hades Tigers joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Hawai'i Fridays joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Minneapolis Truckers joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Moab Sunbeams joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The New Hampshire Eggplants joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The New York Millennials joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Oklahoma Heartthrobs joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Oregon Psychics joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Kola Boar joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • The Philly Pies joined Ultra League Blaseball!
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  • Rejoice!
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Season A

Summary

Season A is a chapter detailing the top five Players in various statistical categories during Season A. Notably, it is the first season that Parker MacMillan was named an MVP (through an unknown method), which would have significant consequences during the events of A Snap Election. It was revealed on June 14, 2021.

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Postseason A

Summary

Postseason A is a chapter detailing the Postseason of Season A. At its conclusion, the Alaskan Immortals would claim the first known Ultra League Blaseball Championship. It was revealed on June 14, 2021.

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Season A Election

Summary

Season A Election details the Election of Season A, the first known election in Blaseball's history. As a result of the CO-OP and PVP Decrees, Ultra League Blaseball becomes Internet League Blaseball and The Bad League becomes the The Evil League. Notably, Parker MacMillan is Hexed with  Firewalker, an event which would go on to have drastic effects on the remainder of Pre-History I and The Expansion Era. It was revealed on June 24, 2021.

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Season B

Summary

Season B relays the league leaders in several categories including Batting Average, Home Runs, Runs Batted In, Stolen Bases, Pitcher Wins, Strikeouts, and Earned Run Average. Winners included later Prehistorical replicas; Fletcher Berger, Megan Ito, and Clare Ballard. The book also includes the MVPs of the season, Fletcher Berger, James Nolan, and Parker MacMillan who all received their second Career MVP, and would later appear in the ILB Semi-Centennial in Season 24.

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Postseason B

Summary

Postseason B is a chapter detailing the Postseason of Season B. At its conclusion, the Baltimore Crabs would claim the second known Ultra League Blaseball Championship. It was revealed on June 14, 2021.

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An Eclipse

Summary

An Eclipse relays the events of the first team incineration in Season C as a result of Parker MacMillan's Firewalker modification. The Alaskan Immortals play the Phoenix Trunks, and are incinerated by a Rogue Umpire, with the Immortals being replaced by the Downward Dogs and instability chaining to the Trunks.

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Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake. The Alaskan Immortals became Unstable!
+  Unstable

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Alaskan Immortals vs Phoenix Trunks
Tgb eclipse.png Solar Eclipse

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Bottom of 7. Alaskan Immortals batting.

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Blossom LaBelle batting for the Immortals.

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A Rogue Umpire Incinerated the Alaskan Immortals!

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The Downward Dogs replaced the incinerated Alaskan Immortals!
🌟 - Alaskan Immortals
🐕 + Downward Dogs

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The Instability chained to the Phoenix Trunks!
+  Unstable

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Dogs 0, Trunks 4

A Save

Summary

A Save details the second team incineration in Season D after the activation of Parker MacMillan's Firewalker Modification. It depicts the Maryland Squirrels playing the unstable Canada Artists who are incinerated by a rouge umpire. One of the Artist's players Agan Espinoza had the Fire Protector Modification, allowing the rest of the team to join the Artist's replacement team, the Topeka Moist Talkers, while Espinoza themselves was the only one to remain on the team, and entered the Hall of Flame.

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Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake. The Canada Artists became Unstable!
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Maryland Squirrels vs Canada Artists
Tgb eclipse.png Solar Eclipse

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Top of 1. Canada Artists batting.

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Slosh Eckhardt batting for the Artists.

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A Rogue Umpire Incinerated the Canada Artists!

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Agan Espinoza was a Fire Protector! Agan Espinoza protected their teammates!

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The Topeka Moist Talkers replaced the incinerated Canada Artists
🖼️ - Canada Artists
🗣️ + Topeka Moist Talkers

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Emmet Whitney joined the Topeka Moist Talkers.
🗣️+ Emmet Whitney

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Pemmy Kesh joined the Topeka Moist Talkers.
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Slosh Eckhardt joined the Topeka Moist Talkers.
🗣️+ Slosh Eckhardt

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Buck Saetang joined the Topeka Moist Talkers.
🗣️+ Buck Saetang

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Summary

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An Exile

Summary

An Exile details the revoking of Parker MacMillan that lead to the events of A Walk. It begins by showing You earning no coins from MacMillan's Home Runs due to his Non-Profit modification, and subsequently getting revoked from the Alaskan Immortals, leaving them unstable and giving them the Roamin' modification. He roams to the Canada Artists, who in turn revoke him again, giving him the On an Odyssey modification, leaving the Artists unstable, and causing him to roam to the Oregon Psychics. Finally the Psychics revoke Macmillan one final time, and he becomes Super Roamin', making the Psychics unstable, and joining the Minneapolis Truckers. In the same election the Mallorca Whales give Macmillan The Force Field, preventing him from roaming further or spreading instability.

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You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan hitting a grand slam!

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You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan hitting 2 home runs!

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You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan hitting a three-run home run!

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The Alaskan Immortals Revoked Parker MacMillan.
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Parker MacMillan Roamed to the Canada Artists!

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Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake. The Alaskan Immortals became Unstable!
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The Canada Artists Revoked Parker MacMillan.
🖼️ - Parker MacMillan, Lineup Tgb bats.png

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Parker MacMillan was On An Odyssey
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Parker MacMillan Roamed to the Oregon Psychics!

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Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake. The Canada Artists became Unstable!
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The Oregon Psychics Revoked Parker MacMillan.
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Parker MacMillan became Super Roamin!
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Parker MacMillan Super Roamed to the Minneapolis Truckers!

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Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake. The Oregon Psychics became Unstable!
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The Mallorca Whales gave Parker MacMillan Force Field.
+ The Force Field
+  Careful
+  Force
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The Oregon Psychics' Instability wore off.
-  Unstable

A Traitor

Summary

A Traitor details Megan Ito using their Trader modification to trade a pair of Broken Metaphorical Sunglasses for Parker MacMillan's The Force Field. This leads to the events of A Walk as well as An Alternate.

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Pending Investigation
This Chapter has not been fully revealed, and is incomplete. For the most up-to-date version of The Library, see Blaseball.com.
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Minneapolis Truckers vs Wyoming Dolphins
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Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake. The Minneapolis Truckers became Unstable!
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A Walk

An Alternate

Summary

An Alternate details Megan Ito's echoing into  Static following the events of Parker MacMillan's release from The Force Field by Megan in A Traitor. After Parker left the Minneapolis Truckers  Unstable, they — including Megan — would be Incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. However, as Megan had taken The Force Field from Parker during A Traitor, she could neither leave her current location due to the  Force Modification nor stay there due to being Incinerated. This lead to a Paradox which would result in Megan Echoing herself before dropping the The Force Field through unknown means and becoming Static. Megan's Alternate would then be called in the form of New Megan Ito, who would then join the Trucker's replacement team, the Boulders Bay Birds. Whilst this was the first recorded instance of an Alternate, it conflicted with future Alternations after The Return where Alternates bared the exact same name as their predecessor and were not visibly present beside them, whereas both Megan Ito and New Megan Ito had separate player profiles on Blaseball.com. An Alternate was revealed on June 24, 2021.

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  • A Rogue Umpire Incinerated the Minneapolis Truckers!
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  • Megan Ito entered the Hall of Flame!
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  • Megan Ito was gripped by Force.
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  • Megan Ito entered the Hall of Flame!
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  • Megan Ito was gripped by Force.
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  • Megan Ito entered the Hall of Flame!
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  • Megan Ito was gripped by Force.
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  • Megan Ito was caught in a state of Superposition!
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    • - The Force Field
    • -  Careful
    • -  Force
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    • Link(s): Megan Ito
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  • New Megan Ito was Called!
    • - The Force Field
    • +  Alternate
    • Overall 14.4 -> 17.6
    • Link(s): New Megan Ito
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  • The Instability chained to the New York Millennials!
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A Snap Election