Justice Spoon

Justice Spoon
Art by Fen (@sublimemarch)
Basic Information
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated.
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Hyperventilating
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	24
Soulscream	AEEOAAEEOAAOEAXAOEAXAOIUAXAIUAXAIAIAUAAIAUAAHEAHIHEAHIHOEIEIOEIEIOEEAIAEEAIAEAEAOAAEAOAAAXAAIAXAAIA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Personal Relationships
Spouses	Whit Steakknife (deceased)
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@JusticeThe2nd

Justice Spoon is a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

During the Season 5, Day 30 reverb incident, Spoon switched positions from pitcher to lineup player.

As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Spoon's defense rating increased by .

On Season 9, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams batter Hendricks Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season 9, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. This reduced their batting from to , their pitching from to 0, their baserunning from to , and their defense from to .

During the Season 9 election, Spoon received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.

During the Coffee Cup, Spoon played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.

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