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'''Jorge Ito''' was a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]] from [[Season 1]] to [[Season 3]]. Ito was incinerated on [[Season 3]] Day 47 and replaced by [[Caligula Lotus]].
 
'''Jorge Ito''' was a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]] from [[Season 1]] to [[Season 3]]. Ito was incinerated on [[Season 3]] Day 47 and replaced by [[Caligula Lotus]].
  
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== History ==
 
== History ==
One fan had this to say about him:<blockquote><small>
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One fan had to say about Ito, "My lizard Jorge really smacked that blaseball! You love to see it!"
<small>"My lizard Jorge really smacked that blaseball! You love to see it!"</small>
 
</small></blockquote>
 
  
Jorge claimed that a man named Junji Ito is his third cousin. Flowers fans have searched public records for "Junji Ito" and have yet to find any living being with that name. Jorge is also a Guinness World Record holder for "Most Blaseballs Eaten In One Sitting" having scarfed down 7 before halting his record setting feat due to a really bad tummy ache.
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Ito claimed that a man named Junji Ito is his third cousin. Flowers fans have searched public records for "Junji Ito" and have yet to find any living being with that name. Ito is also a Guinness World Record holder for "Most Blaseballs Eaten In One Sitting" having scarfed down 7 before halting his record setting feat due to a really bad tummy ache.
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Ito was a quadrupedal talking lizard, likely a perentie.
  
Jorge was a quadrupedal talking lizard, likely a perentie.
 
 
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[[Category:Players]]
 
[[Category:Players]]
[[Category:Boston Flowers]]
 
 
[[Category:Incinerated Players]]
 
[[Category:Incinerated Players]]
 
[[Category:Lineup Players]]
 
[[Category:Lineup Players]]
 
[[Category:Nominative Determinism]]
 
[[Category:Nominative Determinism]]
[[Category:Former Boston Flowers Players]]
 

Revision as of 19:28, 5 November 2020

Jorge Ito was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers from Season 1 to Season 3. Ito was incinerated on Season 3 Day 47 and replaced by Caligula Lotus.

Official League Records

Ito has no notable events in the official record books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

One fan had to say about Ito, "My lizard Jorge really smacked that blaseball! You love to see it!"

Ito claimed that a man named Junji Ito is his third cousin. Flowers fans have searched public records for "Junji Ito" and have yet to find any living being with that name. Ito is also a Guinness World Record holder for "Most Blaseballs Eaten In One Sitting" having scarfed down 7 before halting his record setting feat due to a really bad tummy ache.

Ito was a quadrupedal talking lizard, likely a perentie.