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On [[Season 21]], Day 12, Pantheocide was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Steals Mondegreen]]. | On [[Season 21]], Day 12, Pantheocide was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Steals Mondegreen]]. | ||
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Revision as of 17:44, 25 July 2021
Gerund Pantheocide is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Pantheocide has played for the Tokyo Lift and Rising Stars.
Official League Records
Pantheocide joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift during the Season 10 elections after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.
During the Season 16 elections, Pantheocide became a lineup player via the Lift's Move will.
On Season 20, Day 99, Pantheocide was named an MVP and gained the Ego+ modification.
On Season 21, Day 12, Pantheocide was incinerated and replaced by Steals Mondegreen.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Pantheocide played for the Rising Stars. Pantheocide then fell to the Chicago Firefighters as a pitcher.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Gerund Pantheocide Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1667 and start reading...
The waters beyond this point are uncharted, tales from distant shores echoed back into our reality.
Background
The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.
With The Tokyo Adrift
Gerund Pantheocide serves as the gunner of The Tokyo Adrift after promoting herself from the position of powder monkey. Pantheocide is described as “being proficient in firearms, polearms, her own arms and most arms in between”. One entry depicts Pantheocide as running into battle with “no less than two blades in each hand, with an additional hunting knife held between clenched teeth”. With regards to her abilities as the ship’s gunner, one crewmate was quoted as saying “I once saw her shoot a cannonball out of the air mid-flight with her own”. The captain himself described Pantheocide’s gunnery as “mightily impressive” and “in defiance of the laws of conservation of momentum”.
Despite signing up for a life on the seas, Pantheocide repeatedly expressed a disdain for the ocean, describing it as “Poseidon’s bathtub” and expressing a desire to “dive down there and give the ol’ son of a gun a piece of [her] mind”. In at least one instance, she was found firing a cannon angled almost straight down before claiming that the shot was a misfire.
Pantheocide’s physical prowess presumably came into play during the events of 1667, with the final journal entry describing her charging headfirst towards an [REDACTED] threatening the ship and its crew. The bottom half of the last page of the journal is sliced to shreds, rendering it unreadable.
Fan Works
Pantheocide and Wyatt Quitter. Art by @jeules
Art by @saltbuzzard
Art by @jeules
Art by @tredlocity, template by Stonius Liftalonicus VI#7675.
Art by @saltbuzzard
Art by @jeules
Cudi Di Batterino and Pantheocide after a movie. Art by @Tredlocity
Art by @unhenge
Art by @jeules
Pantheocide departing. Art by @saltbuzzard
Karaoke Night with the Lift during the Grand Siesta. From left to right: Gerund Pantheocide, Yusef Fenestrate, Ayanna Dumpington, Wyatt Quitter, and Stijn Strongbody. Art by Fancymancer
Art by @saltbuzzard
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | The Fire Safety Awareness Center | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Firefighter · Betsy · Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach · The Axeman | |
| Places | Chicago · The Blean | |
| History | Chicago Firefighters' History · Great Chicago Blaseball Fire · Royal Crown Malort | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| We Are From Chicago | ||
