Evelton McBlase II

Evelton McBlase II
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	New York Millennials
Former Team(s)	Houston Spies, Hawai'i Fridays, Baltimore Crabs, Core Mechanics, Chicago Firefighters, Yellowstone Magic, Tokyo Lift, Mexico City Wild Wings
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(2.8)
Pitching	(3.7)
Defense	(4.5)
Running	(4.0)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  Triple ThreatThis pitcher's strikeouts score Unruns when there are 3 runners on base, a runner on 3rd, or 3 Balls in the count. Each condition met is worth .3 Unruns. At the end of the 3rd Inning, there's a 33.33% chance that this mod will disappear.  Roamin'This Player has a chance to Roam at the end of each Season.
Items	Plant-Based Cap ●● Socks ○
Dates Active	Sep 13, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Crystals
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	O
Fate	10

Evelton McBlase II is a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. McBlase II has played for the Houston Spies, Hawai'i Fridays, Baltimore Crabs, Core Mechanics, Chicago Firefighters, Yellowstone Magic, Tokyo Lift, and Mexico City Wild Wings. McBlase II is an Alternate of Evelton McBlase, created for the Houston Spies by the Party Line blessing during the Season 6 elections.

Official League Records

Debut

McBlase II joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Houston Spies during the Season 6 elections. McBlase II was the first player to join the league as the result of a blessing.

McBlase II is an Alternate of Hawai'i Fridays pitcher Evelton McBlase, created as a result of the Party Line blessing, which stated: "Replace a player on your team with the Alternate of a random player from another team." McBlase II took the place of Donia Bailey on the Spies roster, and Bailey retreated to the Shadows. Immediately afterwards, McBlase II swapped positions with Alexandria Rosales as a result of The Best Offense blessing, becoming a lineup player. McBlase II debuted as a player.

Discipline Era

McBlase II was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Karato Bean during the Season 7 elections via the Lottery Pick blessing.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel during the Season 10 elections via the People's Champion blessing.

Expansion Era

During the Season 13 elections, McBlase II gained the Roamin' modification and wandered to the Core Mechanics as a result of the Crabs' Revoke will.

During the Season 17 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Chicago Firefighters due to the Roamin' modification.

During the Season 18 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Yellowstone Magic due to the Roamin' modification.

McBlase II was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Halexandrey Walton during the Season 19 elections via the Magic's Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 20, Day 78, McBlase II was swept   and gained the Negative modification as a result of Nandy Slumps's Undertaker modification. During the Season 20 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season 21, Day 98, McBlase II retreated to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Joshua Watson at the Basin of Mexico Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Fran Beans during the Season 21 elections via the Wild Wings' Equivalent Exchange will. They then wandered to the New York Millennials due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season 22, Day 74, McBlase II retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Andrew Solis at New York, New York Arena, Arena via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 100, McBlase II joined the Millennials' pitching rotation in exchange for Anathema Elemefayo as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season 23, McBlase II entered and exited the Millennials' Shadows two times as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Evelton McBlase II Files

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In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper had the following to say about Evelton McBlase II:

McBlase was One, and pretty good,
And so the Spies just thought they could
Repeat McBlase with Blase the Second
Nothing simpler, they all reckoned.

At first it seemed the plan was smart
For none could tell them both apart
But once they stepped into the cage
The skill of Two was clear to gauge.

He couldn’t bat, or run, or pitch
And had a much more fatal glitch
He proved to be an amiable guy
Who didn’t have the guile to spy.

And so they tried him in the Isles;
Fate intervened with further trials
Our chill friend Two, who fast fatigues,
Was scuttled up to the big leagues.

The Crabs pondered this hapless man,
And so devised a cunning plan
He’d see few bases, much less home,
But yes, McBlase could ably roam!

Though not a Crab, McBlase is proud
That by Crab wills he's been allowed,
To finally have a skill of note:
Between the teams he now will float.

And in this flooded world I think,
That is much better than to sink!

Fan Works

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by @corpserevivers

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  Evelton behind their mask, art by @corpserevivers

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  Eve McBlase II. Art by smol Gremlin#4962 on discord

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