Eugenia Garbage

Eugenia Garbage
Art by @Smorzandoboy Logo by @LonghairQ
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Former Team(s)	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Kissing up to ownership
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Love
Fate	35
Soulscream	UXEAIUXEAIUIAAEOIAAEOIAIAAIAIAAIAAEAUAAEAUAAAUAOHAUAOHAOUIOOOUIOOOEAAEEEAAEEE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them
Species	Sentient Garbage Hivemind

Eugenia Garbage is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Records

On Season 8, Day 44, Garbage experience two Feedback events, which swapped them to the Charleston Shoe Thieves for less than a full game, before getting swapped back to the Moist Talkers. The net result was that Lachlan Shelton and Simon Haley swapped between the two teams, while Garbage ended the game on their original team.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

"Talk around the Park is, Eugenia's been calling Gleek Arena home longer than Blaseball has. But Eugenia has welcomed their new roomate with a wet, open maw like a true Moist Talker."

-From 'Gleek Arena's Gargantuan Garbage Star' by Paul Cartography. Halifax Gazette. 2004.

Every game, as if answering some silent call, Eugenia's form emerges from the Garbage bins behind refreshment stands and washrooms, lurches out from underneath bleachers and up from clogged sinks all over the Arena. Children race hand in hand to follow the oozing slime trails left by the litter, singing the song of Eugenia all the while.

Once reaching a competitive mass, Eugenia gathers in front of the team's mascot, the Belligerent Phleghm Receptacle. In front of the BPR and in full view of devoted, drooling fans, Eugenia coalesces, merging aluminum trash bins with soggy hot dog wrappers to form a skeletal armature. Followed quickly by sopping-wet approximations of soft tissue and so on until it resembles something that once was human.

Dependant on the Arena's garbage supply, Eugenia's physical appearance is known to greatly differ from game to game but somehow, the uniform always fits. Once Eugenia took the field made up entirely of discarded chewing gum, to the delight of fans around the world.

Eugenia is part of a higher consciousness made up of a combination of Garbage from a variety of Splorts Arenas, public parks, and hospitals. Wherever there is Garbage, there is Blaseball and wherever there is Blaseball, there is Garbage.

Siblings

• Eugenia Garbage is the sibling of New York Millennials pitcher Felix Garbage.

Player Art

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  Art by Raddar

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  Eugenia Garbage

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  Eugenia's poor defense