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'''Antonio Wallace''' was a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] and [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 23 until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 33. Wallace also played for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
  
 
== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
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Wallace joined the league as a member of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] at the beginning of season one. They would go on to be ranked in the top five hitters of home runs during [[Season 2]].
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Wallace joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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Wallace joined the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] on [[Season 6]], Day 23 after replacing [[Lachlan Shelton]] in a [[Feedback]] event.
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On {{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 23, Wallace was exchanged to the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] due to [[Feedback]]. Wallace was replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]].
  
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Wallace was [[Incineration|incinerated]] during a [[Season 7]], Day 33 game against the [[Hades Tigers]] and was replaced by [[Beans McBlase]].
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 33, Wallace was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Beans McBlase]].
  
 
== History ==
 
== History ==
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Wallace was once officially cautioned by an [[Umpire]] for attempting to use an opposing infielder as a bat, which was ruled illegal interference.   
 
Wallace was once officially cautioned by an [[Umpire]] for attempting to use an opposing infielder as a bat, which was ruled illegal interference.   
  
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During a [[Season 3]] game against the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], it came to the attention of the crowd that Antonio was, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store.  
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During a {{BetaSeason|3}} game against the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], it came to the attention of the crowd that Wallace was, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store.  
  
 
== Personal Life ==
 
== Personal Life ==
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Antonio Wallace became a successful salvage diver after joining the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], though his penchant for acquiring shoes, despite leaving the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], remained throughout his career. Antonio’s work locating and diving to ''The Antelope'', the key ship referenced in the iconic Canadian song ''Barrett’s Privateers'', earned him national praise. While he refused to give up this salvage to the proper authorities or inform others of the wreck's location, his willingness to let museum curators ‘just take like, a quick peek’ of Barrett’s shoes was enough to satiate public interest for a time. Halifax’s resident medical expert [[Mooney Doctor]] believed that Antonio’s diving proficiency came from both his lack of lungs and what [[Mooney Doctor]] referred to as “an unreal hankering for military shoes that transcends mortal limits”.
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Antonio Wallace became a successful salvage driver after joining the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. Despite leaving the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], their penchant for acquiring shoes remained throughout their career. Wallace's work locating and diving to ''The Antelope'', the key ship referenced in the iconic Canadian song "Barrett's Privateers", earned them national praise. While they refused to give up this salvage to the proper authorities or inform others of the wreck's location, their willingness to let museum curators "just take like, a quick peek" of Barrett's shoes was enough to satiate public interest for a time. Halifax's resident medical expert [[Mooney Doctor]] believed that Wallace's driving proficiency came from both their lack of lungs and what [[Mooney Doctor]] referred to as "an unreal hankering for military shoes that transcends mortal limits."
  
 
Wallace specialized in stealing historical military footwear.
 
Wallace specialized in stealing historical military footwear.
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File:Antonio Wallace .jpg|Card by {{Twitter|name=kyl_armstrong}}
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Latest revision as of 22:48, 16 January 2023

Antonio Wallace was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from Season β6, Day 23 until being incinerated on Season β7, Day 33. Wallace also played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Wallace joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β6, Day 23, Wallace was exchanged to the Canada Moist Talkers due to Feedback. Wallace was replaced by Lachlan Shelton.

On Season β7, Day 33, Wallace was incinerated and replaced by Beans McBlase.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Wallace never played in the Underleagues, but is alleged to be a former Glolf player who defected to Blaseball after the destruction of the splort. Wallace described these allegations as "libelous, but essentially true."

Wallace was once officially cautioned by an Umpire for attempting to use an opposing infielder as a bat, which was ruled illegal interference.

During a Season β3 game against the Hawai'i Fridays, it came to the attention of the crowd that Wallace was, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store.

Personal Life

Antonio Wallace became a successful salvage driver after joining the Canada Moist Talkers. Despite leaving the Charleston Shoe Thieves, their penchant for acquiring shoes remained throughout their career. Wallace's work locating and diving to The Antelope, the key ship referenced in the iconic Canadian song "Barrett's Privateers", earned them national praise. While they refused to give up this salvage to the proper authorities or inform others of the wreck's location, their willingness to let museum curators "just take like, a quick peek" of Barrett's shoes was enough to satiate public interest for a time. Halifax's resident medical expert Mooney Doctor believed that Wallace's driving proficiency came from both their lack of lungs and what Mooney Doctor referred to as "an unreal hankering for military shoes that transcends mortal limits."

Wallace specialized in stealing historical military footwear.

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