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'''Tamara Crankit''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and has been with the Jazz Hands since [[Season 1]].  
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'''Tamara Crankit''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and has been with the Jazz Hands since [[Season 1]]. Crankit is known for attempting to steal third base.
  
 
== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
===Debut===
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On [[Season 7]], Day 37, Crankit swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and experienced an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic reaction]], bringing Crankit's batting from {{Star Rating|2}} to {{Star Rating|0.5}}, pitching and defense from {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}, and baserunning from {{Star Rating|2.5}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.
Crankit joined the league in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Crankit is known for attempting to steal third base.
 
  
 
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Revision as of 05:17, 16 September 2020

Tamara Crankit is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1. Crankit is known for attempting to steal third base.

Official League Records

On Season 7, Day 37, Crankit swallowed a peanut and experienced an allergic reaction, bringing Crankit's batting from to , pitching and defense from to , and baserunning from to .

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Crankit is the second youngest player on the Jazz Hands, second only to Baby Doyle, who is of course, a literal baby.

No one knows where the music comes from, as it never sounds like it is coming from the speakers, but whenever Crankit is up to blatt zir signature saxophone solo can be heard, accompanied by the mellow tones of an upright bass. When asked about the meaning behind this strange music, Crankit simply replied with " █████████."

Tamara's love of stealing third base is well known to fans of the Hands, and is not limited to Blaseball games. In a "Meet the Players" interview, held at the player's home at the start of the season, sharp eyed viewers noticed that Tamara's home seemed to be constructed completely out of third bases. Reports of local fields in the Breckenridge area missing third bases have as of yet not been corroborated.

Gallery