Summers Pony

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Summers Pony is a lineup player for the Philly Pies. Pony has been with the Pies since Season 8, Day 27.


Official League Records

Season 6

On Season 6, Day 62, Pony siphoned some of Hawaii Fridays batter Karato Bean's defensive ability due to Blooddrain weather, increasing it from to .

Season 7

On Season 7, Day 86, some of Pony's defensive ability was siphoned by Hades Tigers batter Usurper Violet due to Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from to .

On Season 7, Day 99, Pony received a boost thanks to Enhanced Party Time, raising each of his ratings by half a star.

Season 8

On Season 8, Day 27, Pony swapped from the Dallas Steaks with Rai Spliff of the Pies due to Feedback.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Biography

Although it is unclear how Summers Pony, an incredibly buff horse, first learned to play blaseball, Pony trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that horses are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by Pony's muscularity to try to turn them away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping this monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Pony hit a triple in their first at-bat, and they were promptly signed to a multi-year contract.

Pony is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, an above average hitter, and a challenge to all traditional notions of what it means to be a horse.