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{{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|former=[[Philly Pies]], [[Dallas Steaks]]|status=Active|image1=Summers Pony by Grey White.jpg|batting={{Star Rating|3}}|pitching={{Star Rating|3.5}}|baserunning={{Star Rating|2.0}}|defense={{Star Rating|2.5}}|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Fist-fighting the sea|coffee=Flat White|blood=Electric|fate=9|soulscream=HIEUAHIEUAHUUAOHUUAOHUEEAOIEEAOIEUEAIXUEAIXU|species=Horse|eyes=Horse-like|horse=Yes|pronouns=They/Them|title=|caption1=Summers Pony by [https://twitter.com/_GreyWhite/status/1313206855607361536 @_GreyWhite]|uuid  =81a0889a-4606-4f49-b419-866b57331383}}
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'''Summers Pony''' is a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Pony has been with the Garages since [[Season 8]], Day 102 and has previously played for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and [[Philly Pies]].
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|image1=Summers Pony Card by RCalonzoJr.gif
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|caption1=Summers Pony Card by [https://www.instagram.com/huskypants/ Rafael Calonzo Jr]
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|former=[[Philly Pies]], [[Dallas Steaks]], [[Seattle Garages]]
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|modifications=[[Nullified]]
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|dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
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|evolution=Base
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|species=Horse
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|eyes=Horse-like
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|horse=Yes
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|pronouns=They/Them
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|instrument=Harmonica, Saxophone
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|uuid  =81a0889a-4606-4f49-b419-866b57331383
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 102 until [[Fall Ball]]. Pony has previously played for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and [[Philly Pies]].
  
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==Official League Records ==
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==Official League Records==
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=== Season 6===
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Pony joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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On [[Season 6]], Day 62, Pony siphoned some of [[Hawai'i Fridays]] batter [[Karato Bean]]'s defensive ability due to [[Blooddrain]] weather, increasing it from {{Star Rating|0.5}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.  
 
  
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===Season 7===
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On {{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 62, Pony siphoned some of [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Karato Bean]]'s defensive ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, increasing it from {{Star Rating|0.5}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.  
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On [[Season 7]], Day 86, some of Pony's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Hades Tigers]] batter [[Usurper Violet]] due to Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|3}}.
 
  
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On Season 7, Day 99, Pony received a boost thanks to [[Party Time|Enhanced Party Time]], raising each of his ratings by half a star.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 86, some of Pony's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Hades Tigers]] lineup player [[Usurper Violet]] in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|3}}. On Season 7, Day 99, Pony [[Party Time|partied]] and increased each rating by {{Star Rating|0.5}}-star.
  
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===Season 8 ===
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On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 27, Pony was exchanged to the [[Philly Pies]] due to [[Feedback]]. Pony was replaced by [[Rai Spliff]]. On Day 102 Pony was again exchanged, this time to the [[Seattle Garages]], due to Feedback. Pony was replaced by [[Farrell Seagull]].
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On [[Season 8]], Day 27, Pony swapped with [[Rai Spliff]] of the [[Philly Pies]] due to [[Feedback]]. Pony then swapped with [[Farrell Seagull]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] on Day 102.
 
  
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Pony played for [[FWXBC]] as a pitcher.
  
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==Career in Dallas==
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During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Pony retreated to the Garages' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Oliver Loofah]] as a result of the Garages' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|11.9|12.5}} stat increase.
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{{Community Lore}}
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Although it is unclear how Summers Pony, an incredibly buff horse, first learned to play blaseball, Pony trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that [[horses]] are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by Pony's muscularity to try to turn them away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping this monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Pony hit a triple in their first at-bat, and they were promptly signed to a multi-year contract.
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On {{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 14, Pony rejoined the Garages' active roster in exchange for [[Lenny Marijuana]] as a result of [[The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}, becoming a pitcher in the process.
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On {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 30, Pony retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for [[Durham Spaceman]] as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's '''Fax Machine'''. On Day 79, Pony rejoined the Garages' active roster in exchange for [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] via the '''Fax Machine'''.
  
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Pony was fourth in the Steaks' rotation, an above average hitter, and a challenge to all traditional notions of what it means to be a horse.
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On {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 95, Pony retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for [[Penelope Mathews]] as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's '''Fax Machine'''.
  
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==Career in Philly==
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On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 36, Pony rejoined the Garages' active roster in exchange for [[Oliver Loofah]] via The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's '''Fax Machine'''.
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Pony was switched with [[Rai Spliff]] to the [[Philly Pies]] during a season 8 feedback. Upon Rai's departure, Pies GM [[Sam Hinkie]] loudly and angrily bemoaned to anyone who would listen that they had just ordered a shipping crate of Pies-branded rollerskates for Rai. As a joke, [[Jessica Telephone|JT]] put two pairs of skates over Summers' hooves and convinced them that it was part of the uniform for the fourth-hitter position. Hinkie, eager not to let those skates go to waste, quickly agreed. Summers, unable to meaningfully propel themself in the skates, is pushed around the bases by [[Ruslan Greatness]], the only team member large enough to shoulder this burden.
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{{Community Lore}}
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Since arriving in [[Philadelphia]] Pony has become close friends with [[Beasley Day]], the two of them often chilling together on the grass between games. The interspecies friendship has proven to be a source of delight for many flans. Pictures of the two often adorn many of the more clickbaity Pies social media pages.
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==Fan Works==
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Summers Pony is the focus of the following songs:
  
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==Career in Seattle==
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/three-trick-pony-one-horse-town three-trick pony (one horse town)] by [https://vigilantbaker.bandcamp.com/ vigilantbaker]
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Pony was swapped with [[Farrell Seagull]] to the [[Seattle Garages]] during a season 8 feedback. When asked about their newest addition, Team Captain [[Theodore Duende]] was cited saying "We've gotten a duck, a cyborg, a catgirl, a temporary heavy metal grandma, and a plant person this season, so this may as well happen, too. Everyone is capable of being a Garage, the more the merrier, honestly."
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**[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/three-trick-pony-one-horse-town-neon-ver three-trick pony (one horse town)], cover by [https://twitter.com/izzybutcool @izzybutcool]
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/pony-on-the-go pony on the go] by [https://eelvalley.bandcamp.com/ Quinne Larson]
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**[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/pony-on-the-go-live-takeover pony on the go (live @ TAKEOVER)]
  
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Shortly after their arrival, their rollerskates broke. The team attempted to let them run the bases without skates, however this proved difficult for Pony, given their penchant to show trot and not reach the base in time. To remedy this, [[Oliver Notarobot|Oliver "Oll-E" Notarobot]] and [[Oliver Mueller]] collaborated in fixing and upgrading Pony's skates into horsepowered rollerskates. The upgrades include heavy duty all terrain tires, reinforced leg supports, and signal lights. A number of bumper stickers have been placed on them. The process was difficult, given Pony's distaste of their hocks being handled, but was ultimately worth it.  Pony has taken to these alternate skates well, and even allows Notarobot to assist them with putting them on and taking them off.[[File:Sexton Wheerer-Summers Pony as a magical girl.png|thumb|A sketch depicting what one such transformation might look like. Drawn by Hen.|alt=]]
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Additionally, Summers Pony is mentioned in the following song(s):
  
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Pony is a member of the "[[Street Animals]]" group founded by Oliver Mueller, a group dedicated to teaching animals how to skate. As expected, they are proving to be a natural at not only horsepowered rollerskates, but skateboarding as well.
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/unlimited-breadsticks unlimited breadsticks] by [https://twitter.com/aphalexmusic apha lex]
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/the-fourth-slot-curse The Fourth Strike Curse] by Tommy (@s00tsprite#6992)
  
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Pony has expressed curiosity in Quack Enjoyable's magical bat. After seeing it transform him from a duck into a handsome half human, Pony has been seen attempting to obtain the bat on numerous occasions, but as the bat is kept in the Garages storage, Pony is always discovered before being able to touch the magical bat. When asked why Enjoyable won't simply let Pony hold the bat for a moment, Enjoyable was quoted saying, "I don't think the world is ready for Magical Summers Pony quite yet." The rest of the team nodded in agreement.
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Summers Pony features in the following fics:
  
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==Music==
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/37710832 another then another] by Cori<br />
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Like any member of the Garages, Summers Pony is an important member of the band. Pony plays the harmonica via a special rig strapped to their neck as well as a specialty DDR pad hooked up to a midi sampler. In their downtime they have been learning how to play the saxophone, but as they need to be lying on their back to do so, it's proven to have a bit of a learning curve. Pony hopes to some day master the song "Careless Whisper" by George Michael.
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File:Summers pony 2.png|art by Snerkus
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File:Summers Pony by Grey White.jpg|Summers Pony by {{Twitter|name=_GreyWhite}}
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File:124SummersPony.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:Summers pony blaseball 3.jpg|Summers Pony at bat
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File:Summers Pony Card by RCalonzoJr.gif|Pony Trading Card by [https://www.instagram.com/huskypants/ Rafael]
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File:Allison banjo, Summers dulcimer.jpg|alt=Allison Abbott and Summers Pony on-stage; Allison is standing and playing the banjo, Summers is seated and playing the Appalachian dulcimer|Summers performing with Allison Abbott, by {{Twitter|name=tsawac}}
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File:Summers Pony by seb.png|Pony by [https://twitter.com/sebs_only seb]
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File:Summers by Eli.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Summers Pony, a Black woman with curly textured hair tied up by a cloth headband. She has light brown skin and freckles, and is wearing a flowy 70's-style red dress and holding yellow flowers in her left hand.|Summers by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1485416878843518994/photo/1 Eli]
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File:BeasleyDay Oddowl 07.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/0dd0wl '''0dd0wl''']
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File:Summers pony time traveler cori.png|alt=A digital drawing of Summers Pony, a heavyset Mexican-American woman with brown skin, a dark brown braid, and green eyes. She is holding onto a ceiling handle and standing inside a train. She looks worriedly off to the side. She is wearing a yellow tank top and a pale blue translucent shawl. She has a glowy pink rock rose flower tucked behind her ear.|Time traveler Summers by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1534582967779074049?s=20&t=K41jnPu7uV_FugnhhIambQ Cori]
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File:Summers pony card finished.png|alt=A digital drawing of Summers Pony, a heavyset Mexican-American woman with medium brown skin and dark brown hair in a long braid down her back. She has a glowing purple horsemint flower tucked behind her ear, and a green friendship bracelet on. She is looking over her shoulder worriedly. She is wearing a blue and red Garages uniform. The image is also a Tlopps card with her name on it and the Garages logo.|Summers Tlopps card by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1536069146663870472?s=20&t=_ThKFxGsSqqeIxN5NLSbFA Cori]
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File:Summers pony card.png|alt=A digital drawing of Summers Pony, a heavyset Mexican-American woman with medium brown skin and dark brown hair in a long braid down her back. She has a glowing purple horsemint flower tucked behind her ear, and a green friendship bracelet on. She is looking over her shoulder worriedly. She is wearing a blue and red Garages uniform.|Time traveler Summers by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1536069146663870472?s=20&t=_ThKFxGsSqqeIxN5NLSbFA Cori]
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File:Summers pony with flowers.png|alt=A digital drawing of Summers Pony holding a bouquet of glowing flowers. She is a fat Mexican-American woman with brown skin and brown hair in two braids. The flowers are pink and in long clustered stalks, and she has one behind her ear. TV filters are applied to the image.|Summers by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1547296757402533890?s=20&t=3Y_yLcb09MPMDvfn264r4Q Cori]
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File:That1 summers.png|alt=A digital drawing of Summers Pony. Summers is a fat Mexican-American human woman with brown skin and dark hair in a braid. She has pink flowers in her hair. She is shown in profile sitting on a train car seat and leaning on her backpack, which has a bat in it and a Garages logo on it. She is listening to music on a Walkman. Outside the window is a view of Seattle. The lighting is pink.|Summers by [https://artfight.net/~that1 That1 for Art Fight]
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Latest revision as of 21:34, 23 February 2023

Summers Pony was a pitcher for the Seattle Garages, and was with the team from Season β8, Day 102 until Fall Ball. Pony has previously played for the Dallas Steaks and Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Pony joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β6, Day 62, Pony siphoned some of Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Karato Bean's defensive ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing it from to .

On Season β7, Day 86, some of Pony's defensive ability was siphoned by Hades Tigers lineup player Usurper Violet in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from to . On Season 7, Day 99, Pony partied and increased each rating by -star.

On Season β8, Day 27, Pony was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Pony was replaced by Rai Spliff. On Day 102 Pony was again exchanged, this time to the Seattle Garages, due to Feedback. Pony was replaced by Farrell Seagull.

During the Coffee Cup, Pony played for FWXBC as a pitcher.

During the Season β14 elections, Pony retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for Oliver Loofah as a result of the Garages' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 11.9 → 12.5 stat increase.

On Season β18, Day 14, Pony rejoined the Garages' active roster in exchange for Lenny Marijuana as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine, becoming a pitcher in the process.

On Season β19, Day 30, Pony retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for Durham Spaceman as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine. On Day 79, Pony rejoined the Garages' active roster in exchange for Nolanestophia Patterson via the Fax Machine.

On Season β20, Day 95, Pony retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for Penelope Mathews as a result of The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine.

On Season β21, Day 36, Pony rejoined the Garages' active roster in exchange for Oliver Loofah via The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Summers Pony Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1.989 and start reading...

Early Life and Career

Summers Pony joined the Dallas Steaks in Season 1 alongside her childhood best friend, Jessica Telephone. The two had been inseparable up to that point, having grown up and gone to school together in the Dallas area. As children, they had a weekly slumber party tradition, featuring pizza, movies, magazines, and plenty of gossip.

Pony was recruited to the Steaks by the same recruiter that scouted the Telephone twins, and was thrilled to be on the team with her best friend. That happiness wasn't to last, however, as Jessica Telephone was traded to the Philly Pies in the Season 1 Election, leaving Pony behind in Dallas. The two continued to stay in touch through weekly phone calls.

While Pony was friendly with many of the other Steaks, she struggled to make a true connection like the one she had with Telephone. Pony grew increasingly lonely on the team as, over time, her phone calls to her best friend grew less frequent, eventually going unanswered entirely. Seeking to "leave this small town behind,"[1] Pony saw an opportunity to be reunited with her best friend early in season 8 and swapped onto the Pies.

Rumors conflict over the nature of Telephone and Pony's relationship in Philly, but two theories are popular: that Telephone greeted Pony warmly, but was too busy to properly reunite and bond with her friend, or that Telephone rebuffed Pony, unable to relate to her former friend after experiencing both stardom and shelling. Neither were available to comment on the matter, but sources confirmed one fact: that Telephone gifted Pony with a pair of vintage 1980s roller skates.

Pony struggled to adjust to life in Philly, often wishing she'd never left home. Her new teammates often tried to cheer her up: Ruslan Greatness and Beasley Day in particular made a point to hang out with her every weekend, bringing with them pizza, movies, magazines, and plenty of gossip. After the second shelling of Jessica Telephone and a fateful heart-to-heart with Lang Richardson, Pony set out to learn to enjoy life without attaching her happiness to her friendship with Telephone.

Move to Seattle

Pony moved to Seattle during the Season 8 Postseason, where she's begun to rekindle her love of activities she enjoyed prior to joining the ILB. In particular, she's taken up the saxophone. While she struggles at playing more than a few notes, she's proud to say that she can play the lick. She's been learning the opening to "Careless Whisper" by George Michael since the Season 9 playoffs, and hopes that it'll be performance-ready soon.

Within her first few days as a Garage, her roller skates broke. Oliver Mueller gave her a new pair and began to give her skating lessons alongside the Lil' Roadies. She took to it quickly, eventually joining the Jerboa Junction Roller Derby team as a blocker.

Outside of music and skating, Pony can often be found eating pizza with the Lil' Roadies, watching movies with Oliver Notarobot and Theodore Duende, reading magazines with Goodwin Morin and Sparks Beans, and sharing gossip with Betsy Trombone and Durham Spaceman.

After Season 14, Pony decided to step away from Blaseball, opting to open up a roller rink as a part of the Seattle Shadows Co-op. Pony's rink is now the permanent home of Jerboa Junction. Rumor has it that, when she left the active roster, she secretly let a Lil' Roadie take her spot.


Fan Works

Summers Pony is the focus of the following songs:

Additionally, Summers Pony is mentioned in the following song(s):

Summers Pony features in the following fics:

  1. ↑ https://www.google.com/search?q=population+of+dallas&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS800US800&oq=population+of+dallas&aqs=chrome.0.0i433j0l9.2100j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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