Nolanestophia Patterson

Nolanestophia Patterson
Art by onjit
Basic Information
Team	Philly Pies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Bottling up emotions
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	AA
Fate	91
Soulscream	AAEUIAAEUIAIHAEIIHAEII
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her
Species	Catgirl
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Fisherman's Pie

Nolanestophia Patterson is a lineup player for the Philly Pies. Patterson began their blaseball career with the Hawaii Fridays. Patterson was traded to the Hades Tigers in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel when blessings were applied at the end of Season 1. When blessings were applied at the end of Season 2, Patterson was traded to the Philly Pies for Jessica Telephone. Patterson is known for being a skilled pitcher who refuses to pitch.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 election, Patterson's batting, pitching, and defense fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Biographical Information

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Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is an outfielder for the Philly Pies. There is no known relation between Nolanestophia and the Canada Moist Talkers’ PolkaDot Patterson.

Career with the Hades Tigers

Nolanestophia's pitching ability was estimated to be in the top 1% of all recorded athletes by the Hades Tigers coaching staff. In an interview, Tigers' Coach Kick Rocks explained the reason she hasn't switched positions: "She picks up a bat during practice and says "This just feels right”. She's refused to pitch ever since. Never let go of that bat. We've never looked back." As a Tigers player, she was known for her consistently poor batting and clumsy attempts to steal bases. She developed a significant personal following (self-dubbed the "Pitter-Pattersons") and successfully launched an extensive merchandise line, including a signature Hades Tigers baseball cap with "Fauxlanestophia" protruding ears. She was frequently spotted sleeping atop the Tigers stadium and local buildings.

Career with the Philly Pies

Nolanestophia joined the Pies at the end of Season 2, wasting no time before walking on the windowsills and knocking off numerous pies then settling down and falling asleep. She has been heard expressing appreciation to Pies senior staff for the warmth constantly radiating from The Oven as well as the general smell of the stadium.

Fan Club

Nolanestophia has cultivated a devoted fan club who refer to themselves as the Pitter-Pattersons (pronounced "Pir Parsons" as the t, t, e, p, a, t, t, and e are all silent, sometimes stylized as "Purr Parsons"). They are known for wearing cat ears, cheering on their favorite player, and engaging in elaborate secret rituals. There are rumors that they believe Nolanestophia is the key to achieving blaseball ascension. They appear to have no allegiance to any particular team or city, although some of them have begun referring to Philly as "The Seat of Prophecy."

Gallery

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  (Art by Lotelake)

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