Hades Tigers
The Hades Tigers are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1.
Roster
Lineup
- Fish Summer
- Paula Turnip
- Jessica Telephone
- Mclaughlin Scorpler
- Peanutiel Duffy
- Moody Cookbook
- Ren Morin
- Zion Aliciakeyes
- Randy Castillo
Pitchers
Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.
Former Players
Blessings and Trades
- Nagomi Mcdaniel (Exchanged for Nolanestophia Patterson at the end of Season 1)
- Nolanestophia Patterson (Exchanged for Jessica Telephone by the Seduction blessing at the end of Season 2)
- Alyssa Harrell (Exchanged for Mclaughlin Scorpler by the Exile blessing at the end of Season 3)
Incinerations
- Landry Violence (Incinerated Season 3 Day 110)
Season Results
- In Season 1, the Hades Tigers went ████ in the season, advancing to the postseason. They were eliminated by the Houston Spies in the Quarter-Finals, ████.
- In Season 2, the Hades Tigers went 63-36 in the season, advancing to the postseason. They were eliminated by the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3 - 2.
- In Season 3, the Hades Tigers went 70-29 in the season, advancing to the postseason. They defeated the New York Millennials 3-2 in the finals to become the Champions.
Team Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Hades Tigers/History. The Tigers play at Sixth Circle Stadium (also called "The Amphitheater" by some locals), located in the heart of downtown Tartarus, Hades.
Hades, god of the underworld, publicly presents himself as the owner of the Tigers. He uses the team as a means of promoting his brand in order to attract more worshippers. Legally, Persephone is listed as the owner, but this may be a tax evasion scheme by Hades.
The team is technically called the Hades Tiger's, as evidenced by the "Many stripes! One tiger!" chant commonly heard during games. Due to a typography error in a bulk merchandise order, this fact is little-known and rarely respected by other teams.
Staff
For additional personnel, see Hades Tigers/Staff.
- Fearful Symmetry - General Manager
- Kick Rocks - Pitching Coach
- Beyonceknowles Aliciakeyes - Bench Coach
- That Bombastic - First Base Coach
- The Hades Tigers do not have a batting coach. If you see any individual claiming to be a Hades Tigers batting coach, do not interact with them, avoid eye contact, and report them to the local authorities immediately.
Fan Culture
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Hades Tigers/Fan Culture.
Never Look Back
The Hades Tigers’ slogan, “Never Look Back,” is emblematic not just of their pitching strategy, which leaves them open to second base being stolen at an alarming frequency, but a way of life. A typical Hades Tiger fan will refuse to dwell on their past failings or answer questions about historical events more than a few days old.
The Tigers are known for having several player-specific chants, which can be found here.
Tigers fans and Hellmouth Sunbeams fans are close allies, often rooting for the other team. This relationship is often described as an "antirivalry."