Greer Lott

Greer Lott
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Reading theory
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	15
Soulscream	AIEIEAIEIEAEAAOOEAAOOEUOAXXUOAXXUUHAEIUHAEIUEUAAIEUAAIE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her, that/that's

Greer Lott is a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Records

On Season 7, Day 16, some of Lott's hitting ability was siphoned by José Haley.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Lott is a regular activist for human rights, community leader in Sunken Halifax, and one of the least active members of the team. Upon hearing the words "Purple Jesus", Lott is known to look into the middle distance and mumble.

Education

Lott first became engaged with the world of splorts in high school, where that was a backfield rifleman for that's school's Blastardball team for several years before retiring after a trident injury. Lott has not been forthcoming on what high school this was, as she keeps most details of her personal life secret.

Lott graduated from Bishop's University in 2006 with a Bachelor's of Business. Lott pitched for the Gaiters in the Canadian University League for all six years of her undergrad, holding an impressive record for only winning one and a half games in the entire time.

Appearance

Lott regularly appears at Talkers games in the form of a self-standing, cardboard cutout of a nondescript human woman. In some exceptions, that manifests as a fully-fledged, three-dimensional humanoid; these appearances have been that's best-performing games to date. In these particular appearances, her features are masked by camera angles and her uniform's hat, but some details have been ascertained. At the time of writing, it has not been confirmed whether the humanoid is Lott, or the cardboard cutout.

There are multiple rumors as to Lott's appearance, largely speculation by fans, Internet gossip , and unpaid paparazzi. The most commonly agreed upon are:

• The idea that that is, in fact, not a cardboard cutout.
• That that has two tattoo sleeves on either arm, one depicting some sort of colorful landscape, the other regularly obscured.
• A lack of eyes underneath the brim of her uniform's hat.
• Sharp teeth.

As these are speculative rumors, any reports on Greer Lott's actual appearance should be taken with a healthy criticism.

Fanart

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  Greer Lott fanart by @Greetomatic on Twitter

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  Lott during the incineration of Kiki Familia.

Trivia

• Greer has described herself as having "very crunchy bones" and chronic shoulder pain on her Twitter.[1] Presumably, this is a contributing factor to that's relative lack of participation.
• Greer reportedly had "the bit of [her] brain that processes sadness removed" after the incineration of fellow Moist Talkers player Tyler Violet. She also had her fingerprints removed at some point, as part of her commitment to personal privacy.
• Greer is one of the only well rested players in Blaseball since that is able to rest outside of siestas by appearing as a cardboard cutout. It is unclear if this gives that any advantage.