Talk:Greer Lott

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Crosspost from Goobie Ballson

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Waveridden (talkcontribs)

Greer is mentioned in an update for Goobie: "He developed a fast friendship with Amos Melon, who was similarly upbeat and excited to make new friends on the pitching rotation. The two of them were key to the social life on the Talkers and got along with everyone. Or, really, almost everyone."

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Spiral Joe (talkcontribs)

Time with the Moist Talkers Lott has been charitably described as an enthusiastic go-getter and perhaps more accurately as an absolute menace. Their antics are generally considered to be lighthearted but have on multiple occasions brought about the ire of her teammates. Examples include the ██████████ incident wherein Lott actions caused inadvertent damages totalling ████████ by releasing multiple swarms of ████████. Gleek Arena had to be shut down for multiple days and Lott was forced to replace teammate Lachlan Shelton’s collection of antique cookware. Despite this, Lott has formed close connections with their teammates, including Jenkins Good who has been sighted during several of Lotts “pranks” but has never been officially identified as a conspirator. Additionally, Lott and teammate Beasley Gloom have established a friendly competition wherein Gloom will attempt to steal Lott’s shoes and she will attempt to hold onto them. While the record of victories is unclear it has been observed that on more than one attempt Gloom has accidently stolen Lott’s entire cardboard cutout in an attempt to steal its shoes.

Since obtaining the Infuse will Lott has visibly grown in both size and pitching ability, something that she has made sure to announce vocally on multiple occasions, especially towards her self described rival Polkadot Patterson.

Trivia: Multiple sources suspect that Lott is in fact part Anglerfish and the Cardboard Cutout she is known to associate with is her lure.

Lott formed an independent blaseball team called the Phlegm Fatales during the Coffee Cup, in protest for not being invited. They had nobody else to play against, meaning they have a perfect, zero-losses record. Their only rules are 1. Be Cool, 2. Be Drool.

Lott’s favourite food is chunks of rare/raw steak dipped in cinnamon. Her favourite drink is diet doctor pepper. Her favourite music genre is spoken word slam poetry. Her favourite sound is the word "ma'am" being repeated with increasing urgency but growing ever more distant

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