Frasier Shmurmgle

Frasier Shmurmgle
Art by @juangeedraws
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Hades Tigers
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Sep 15–17, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Astronomy
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Love
Fate	97
Soulscream	UHEEXUHEEXUAAAHUAAAHUAUHAEAUHAEAUAUAAAAUAAAAHIAEOHIAEOH
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Species	frog/(puppet?)

Frasier Shmurmgle was a lineup player for the Hades Tigers and was with the team from Season 7, Day 32 after replacing Mclaughlin Scorpler due to incineration. Shmurmgle was incinerated on Season 7, Day 71 and was replaced by Usurper Violet.

Official League Records

Shmurmgle made it on base in every plate appearance of their first full game on Season 7, Day 33, against pitcher Ortiz Morse.

Player History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Frasier Shmurmgle was a frog. Frasier Shmurmgle may also have been a puppet.

Shmurmgle joined the Tigers from the stands per ILB fan-recruitment protocols after the Tigers were unexpectedly hit with multiple incinerations in the same game, leaving them bereft of potential replacements. Shmurmgle quickly proved skilled at the game despite claiming to have never played or even watched a game of Blaseball prior to that day.

Some of Shmurmgle's fans claim he was a puppet with an unknown puppeteer, as all known broadcasts and photographs avoid displaying anything more than a few feet above his head. When eyewitnesses were asked to clarify whether or not Shmurmgle is a puppet, they simply respond "he wouldn't like that."

Shmurmgle had a strong interest in astronomy, particularly for prophetic purposes. Hades being underground presents something of a challenge for this hobby, but Shmurmgle could often be found examining star charts during the pregame. Before the game in which he was incinerated, he claimed to have discovered something "of vital importance" in the stars, but never got the chance to share it.

Incineration

Shmurmgle was incinerated in only his 39th game in the ILB. As requested in the event of incineration when he joined the team, his bat was buried in the Memorial Bat Forest in Boston, where it has grown into a flourishing bat tree.

Fan Art

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  by @mildfruit