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{{Team|image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]|division=Chaotic Evil|home_town=[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]|team_slogan="Spray it, don't say it."|emoji=🗣|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]|mascot=[[The Moist Owlette|The Moist Owlette]]|social_media=[[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers]]|caption1=Logo designed by Q Peiffer. Twitter: @longhairQ}}The Canada Moist Talkers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the [[ILB]] since [[Season 1]]. Their home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]]—affectionately known by fans as either the Moist Zone or Spittle Park—in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
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{{Team|image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]|division=Chaotic Evil|home_town=[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]|team_slogan="Spray it, don't say it."|emoji=🗣|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]|mascot=[[The Moist Owlette|The Moist Owlette]]|social_media=[[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers]]|caption1=Logo designed by Q Peiffer. Twitter: @longhairQ}}The Canada Moist Talkers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the [[ILB]] since [[Season 1]].  
  
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==Signature Moves ==
 
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One of the characteristic pitches of the Moist Talkers is the [[spitball]]. The characteristic batting methods are the wet noodle, or the soggy Macdonald.
 
  
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Moist Talker fans refer to stealing bases as a "spit take."
 
  
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==Players ==
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==Roster ==
  
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===Batters ===
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===Lineup ===
  
 
*[[Lachlan Shelton]] ★
 
*[[Lachlan Shelton]] ★
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*[[Ortiz Morse]] ½
 
*[[Ortiz Morse]] ½
 
*[[Mooney Doctor]] ★★½
 
*[[Mooney Doctor]] ★★½
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Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Canada Moist Talkers .F0.9F.97.A3.EF.B8.8F|here]]
  
 
== Former Players==
 
== Former Players==
  
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===Incinerated===
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===Blessings and Trades===
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For players who left the team via a method other than incineration, see [[:Category:Former Canada Moist Talkers Players|Former Canada Moist Talkers Players]]
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===Incinerations===
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*[[Trevino Merritt]] (Incinerated [[Season 2]], Day 72)
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*[[Kennedy Alstott]] (Incinerated [[Season 3]], Day 19)
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*[[Tyler Violet]] (Incinerated Season 3, Day 44)
  
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*[[Trevino Merritt]] - Incinerated during Game 71 of Season 2, immediately following an argument with a rogue umpire over a bad call on a strikeout.
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==Season Results==
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*[[Kennedy Alstott]] - Incinerated by an umpire during Game 19 of Season 3. No reason was given for this, the umpire just thought it'd be funny.
 
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*[[Tyler Violet]] - Incinerated by an umpire during Game 44 of Season 3, immediately after hitting a three run home run to tie the game.
 
  
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===Transferred===
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*In [[Season 1]] of the IBL, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Chaotic Evil Division, missing the playoffs by only two games.
  
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*[[Oliver Notarobot]] - Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] due to the Moist Talkers winning the Defection blessing at the end of season 2.
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*In [[Season 2]] of the IBL, the Moist Talkers were swept in the first round of the playoffs by the [[Philly Pies]], 3-0 (Best of 5).
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*In [[Season 3]] of the IBL, the Moist Talkers were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs by the [[Philly Pies]], 3-2 (Best of 5).
  
 
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== Team Overview ==
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{{Community Lore}}
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/History]]</small>
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The [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talker's]] home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]] in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
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The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
  
 
==Staff==
 
==Staff==
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* [[Season 3]] - [[The Moist Owlette]]
 
* [[Season 3]] - [[The Moist Owlette]]
  
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== Fan Culture ==
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==Season Results==
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<small>For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture]].</small>
  
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*In [[Season 1]] of the IBL, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Chaotic Evil Division, missing the playoffs by only two games.
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=== Chants ===
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The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.  
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*In [[Season 2]] of the IBL, the Moist Talkers were swept in the first round of the playoffs by the [[Philly Pies]], 3-0 (Best of 5).
 
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*In [[Season 3]] of the IBL, the Moist Talkers were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs by the [[Philly Pies]], 3-2 (Best of 5).
 
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[[File:MoistTalkersJersey2020.png|alt=The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers|thumb|The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers.Created by: @spiral_joe / @longhairQ]]
 
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===Fan Art Gallery===
 
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[[File:Moist Talkers Lineup @avery_helm.png|none|thumb|320x97px|Lineup by [https://twitter.com/avery_helm avery_helm].]]<br />
 
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[[File:MoistTalkersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]<br />
 
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== Chants ==
 
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The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.
 
  
 
* Talk Spit, Get Hits
 
* Talk Spit, Get Hits
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* One Mouth, a lotta spit  
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* One Mouth, a lotta spit
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* Garbage Day
 
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** Yelled out when Eugenia Garbage is up to bat or performs a strong blay
 
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* Bates can't bat, Bates on base, Bates can (not) bat
 
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** Elijah Bates being one of the regularly inconsistent players on the team
 
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* A call and response: "Stay Wet" | "You bet"
 
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* ...---... , CAN'T CRACK THE CODE
 
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** Shouted out when Ortiz Morse is on the pitching mound
 
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* Harrison gets hugs
 
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** Richmond Harrison being one of the most loved players on the team
 
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* A call and response: "The doctor is in" | "And you are out"
 
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** Exclaimed when Mooney Doctor is on the pitching mound
 
  
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==Trivia==
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For player-specific chants, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture#Chants|Chants]].
  
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*Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
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== Fan Art ==
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[[File:MoistTalkersJersey2020.png|alt=The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers|thumb|The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers.Created by: @spiral_joe / @longhairQ]]
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Fan Art Gallery[[File:Moist Talkers Lineup @avery_helm.png|none|thumb|320x97px|Lineup by [https://twitter.com/avery_helm avery_helm].]]<br />
  
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[[File:MoistTalkersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]
 
==Notable Events==
 
==Notable Events==
  

Revision as of 23:44, 23 August 2020

The Canada Moist Talkers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the ILB since Season 1.


Roster

Lineup

Pitchers

Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

Blessings and Trades

For players who left the team via a method other than incineration, see Former Canada Moist Talkers Players

Incinerations

Season Results

  • In Season 1 of the IBL, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Chaotic Evil Division, missing the playoffs by only two games.
  • In Season 2 of the IBL, the Moist Talkers were swept in the first round of the playoffs by the Philly Pies, 3-0 (Best of 5).
  • In Season 3 of the IBL, the Moist Talkers were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs by the Philly Pies, 3-2 (Best of 5).


Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Canada Moist Talkers/History

The Moist Talker's home stadium is Gleek Arena in the sunken city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."

The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.

Staff

Coaching

Mascots

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture.

Chants

The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.

  • Talk Spit, Get Hits
  • One Mouth, a lotta spit

For player-specific chants, see Chants.

Fan Art

The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers
The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers.Created by: @spiral_joe / @longhairQ

Fan Art Gallery

Lineup by avery_helm.


Logo by Cobaltcakes.

Notable Events

  • In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
  • In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the Seattle Garages, the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.
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