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{{Player | species=Boyfriend| status=Alive | rating=★★ | batting=★★ | pitching=★½ | baserunning=★★★½ | defense=★★★½ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Getting organized | coffee=Anything | blood=Electric | fate=65 | soulscream=UIEHIUIEHIUEEAAEEEAAEEAAAOUAAAOUAIAAOHIAAOHI |girlfriends=Yes|boyfriends=Sure!|partners=You Betcha|image1=[[Boyfriend Monreal.jpg]]}}
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| former=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]], [[Hall Stars]]
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| status=Released
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| dates=Jul 20, 2020–Sept 18, 2020
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| species=Boyfriend
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| pronouns=They/them
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|girlfriends=Yes
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|boyfriends=Sure!
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|partners=You Betcha
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|image1=[[Boyfriend Monreal.jpg]]
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|caption1= Art by '''[https://twitter.com/dancynrew/status/1288241774033432577 @dancynrew]'''
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|hof_induction=Week 10
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|hof_vote=68.56%
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 96.
  
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'''Boyfriend Monreal''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Monreal has been playing for the Breath Mints since [[Season One]].
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==Official League Record==
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Monreal joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 20, some of Monreal's baserunning ability was siphoned by [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Elijah Valenzuela]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 96, Monreal was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Pudge Nakamoto]].
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During the events of {{BetaSeason|10}}, [[Day X]], Monreal was raised to join [[The Hall Stars]]. Following The Hall Stars' victory over [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]], Monreal was {{ModLink|Released}} from [[Internet League Blaseball]].
  
 
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==History==
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'''''They're our Boyfriend.'''''
  
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'''''They're our Boyfriend.'''''
 
  
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'''Boyfriend Monreal''' was a beloved omnisexual batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. They were known for their many eyes, their impossible charm, and their wizened knowledge in the ways of love.
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Monreal began dating the [[Kansas City FreshDome]] during Season 1. After their acrimonious postseason break-up, the Mints decided it was in everyone's best interest to relocate the team to an open meadow on the outskirts of town. Monreal and the Dome then became closer friends than they were before.
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It is rumored that following this breakup and subsequent friendship, Boyfriend began seeing [[Ren Hunter]], a batter for the [[New York Millennials]], and former batter for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. These rumors were at first surprising, given the Breath Mints' one sided rivalry with the Shoe Thieves, but the fans soon realized that Boyfriend having a healthy romantic life far out-weighed any such grudges. Upon asking to confirm these rumors, Boyfriend simply exclaimed that "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."
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Boyfriend was also engaged in a profound emotional relationship with every fan of the Breath Mints who wished to be in a relationship with them. They were, collectively, Our Boyfriend.
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Boyfriend performed best at the bottom of the [1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th] inning. They were known for being exceptional at blaserunning, and for looking damn good when they did it.
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===Incineration===
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On Season 7, Day 96, Boyfriend Monreal was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire after being hit by a ball from [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] in Game 95, which made them Unstable. They are said to have jumped in front of teammate [[Lenny Spruce]] to protect him from the Umpire's wrath. They were replaced by [[Pudge Nakamoto]], who is often described as "friend-shaped." There are rumors that Boyfriend sent Pudge to look after the team, to provide them with the comfort they all needed.
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The Boyfriend Monreal Memorial Butterfly Gardens was added to the open meadow on the outskirts of town, in the spot where Boyfriend would often go for batting practice. 
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===Unsubstantiated Rumors===
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*Boyfriend Monreal shared flirtatious looks with recently resurrected Garages player, Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
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*Boyfriend is an honorific title granted to one person a generation. Should Boyfriend Monreal die, a new person will immediately be born with the Boyfriend title, thus ensuring balance between the four splorts of blaseball, hlockey, flootball and glolf.
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*Boyfriend (or "Boyf") had the ability to banish evildoers and arch-criminals to the friend zone, but it is unknown if this unholy power has ever been seen or used.
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*Boyfriend was the target of an incineration, but Eduardo leaped in front of Boyfriend at the last second. Upon their own incineration, they paid this deed forward, protecting Lenny.
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*There were unsubstantiated rumors rising that Boyfriend Monreal was a cat boy. The Kansas City Breath Mints, in a public statement, assured the public that this is being looked into.
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*Boyfriend was known for their affinity to draw walks from pitchers, a phenomenon frequently rumored to be due to their charm and flirtatious Vibes(tm) distracting the pitcher. When asked about this, Boyfriend simply responded. "I love going on walks. Who doesn't?"
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*In a soon to be released zine,{{cite}} Boyfriend is depicted dating the ocean. Whether they are still together is unknown.
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==Chants==
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*Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
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*Hey-la, Hey-la, our Boyfriend’s back!
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*Boyf on base! (when about to steal)
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==Fan Works==
  
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'''Boyfriend Monreal''' is a beloved omnisexual batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. They are known for their many eyes, their impossible charm, and their wizened knowledge in the ways of love.
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===Text Works===
  
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Monreal began dating the [[Kansas City FreshDome]] during Season 1. After their acrimonious postseason break-up, the Mints decided it was in everyone's best interest to relocate the team to [[an open meadow on the outskirts of town]]. Monreal and the Dome are now closer friends than they were before.
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*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A0a1qP_RJNo_rx8gUTGWjdNx32Kmf0N4MRYZEpNwhhM/edit Boyfriend Takes It Home!] flashfic by '''kelpwater'''
  
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It is rumored that following this breakup and subsequent friendship, Boyfriend began seeing [[Ren Hunter]], a batter for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. These rumors were at first surprising, given the Breath Mint's one sided rivalry with the Shoe Thieves, but the fans soon realized that Boyfriend having a healthy romantic life far out-weighed any such grudges. Upon asking to confirm these rumors, Boyfriend simply exclaimed that "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."
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===Videos===
  
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Boyfriend is also currently engaged in a profound emotional relationship with every fan of the Breath Mints who wishes to be in a relationship with them. They are, collectively, Our Boyfriend.  
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzsM4vVw0I The Hall Stars] by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]'''
  
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Boyfriend performs best at the bottom of the [1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th] inning. They are known for their explosives bouts of batting, and for looking damn good as they do it.
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===Music===
  
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NOTE: There are currently unsubstantiated rumors rising that Boyfriend Monreal is a cat boy. The Kansas City Breath Mints, in a public statement, assured the public that this is being looked into.  
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*[https://soundcloud.com/nash-high/peanuts-for-our-boyfriend Peanuts for Our Boyfriend] by [https://twitter.com/nash_high '''@nash_high''']
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*[https://kansascitybreathmints.bandcamp.com/track/everyones-boyfriend Everyone's Boyfriend] by '''[https://hellowhirled.bandcamp.com/ Hello Whirled]''' (also featured on the album [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/album/away-games Away Games])
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/we-had-a-season we had a season] by [https://twitter.com/UndeniableEmG em grace]
  
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(Art by [https://twitter.com/dancynrew/status/1288241774033432577?s=20 @dancynrew])  
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===Gallery===<!-- Format is... Filename.jpg |(Description) by (Name) |link=(URL if available) -->
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<gallery widths="185">
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File:Boyfriend Monreal.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=dancynrew}}
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File:Quitter&Boyfriend Fancymancer.png|Boyfriend & [[Wyatt Quitter|Quitter]], by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
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File:21BoyfriendMonreal.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:Boyfriend monreal card mockup.png|Boyfriend Monreal - (MH 2020)
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File:Boyfriend annie.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/dancynrew/status/1290825834341662722 @dancynrew]'''
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File:BoyfriendMonreal.jpg|Tlopps card by '''[https://twitter.com/linhtropy/status/1296108018904383488 @linhtropy]'''
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File:Boyfriend scandleous.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/scandIeous/status/1329497825386909696 @scandIeous]'''
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File:Boyf minty.gif|Boyfriend (GIF) by '''[https://worm-punk.tumblr.com/post/631791210186571776/miss-you-mx-heartthrob @worm-punk]'''
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File:Boyf zenithsun.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/zenithsun/status/1307839167632736256 @zenithsun]'''
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File:BoyfRiversRugrat fancy.png|Hlomecoming with [[Rivers Rosa]], Boyfriend Monreal, and [[Silvia Rugrat]] by '''[https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1310285706472824832 @Fancymancer]'''
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File:BoyfJaylen cocacolagarlic.jpg|Boyfriend and [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen]] by '''[https://twitter.com/CocacolaGarlic/status/1307426711600951296 @CocacolaGarlic]'''
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File:BoyfDayX numbers.png|Season 10, Day X by Discord user '''Numbersninja#7987'''
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File:Boyf ally.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/allylikesfrogs/status/1315668409321844737 @allylikesfrogs]'''
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File:BoyfriendMonreal 8loi88.jpg|Boyfriend Monreal by '''[https://twitter.com/8loi88/status/1336359389947592704 @8loi88]'''
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File:Boyfriend orgo.png|Boyfriend Monreal by '''[https://twitter.com/Count_Mitchula @Count_Mitchula]'''
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File:BoyfKiss babka.jpg|Boyfriend by '''[https://twitter.com/polypeptoad/status/1320802322717364224 @polypeptoad]'''
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File:EmoBoyf babka.jpg|Emo Boyf by '''[https://twitter.com/polypeptoad/status/1307023873905364992 @polypeptoad]'''
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File:Boyfriend nyancheetos.jpg|Boyfriend by '''[https://twitter.com/gabbazael/status/1344020019319984128 @gabbazael]'''
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File:Incomprehensible, may the gods have mercy on your wretched soul.jpg|alt=Two digital drawings of Boyfriend Monreal. They are wearing a green Breath Mints jersey with red and white pinstripes, and a matching blaseball cap. They have short, shoulder-length hair and the upper half of their face is obscured by the shadow of their cap. In the right drawing, they're slightly sticking their tongue out, and holding a blaseball in their right hand. On both their tongue and on the back of their hand are single eyes.|Boyfriend by '''[https://twitter.com/pitayapandi/status/1393618013652459520 @pitayapandi]'''
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File:Boyfriend Monreal.png|Boyfriend Monreal by [https://twitter.com/pikatzke @pikatzke]
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</gallery>
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Latest revision as of 22:25, 23 February 2023

Boyfriend Monreal was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β7, Day 96.

Official League Record

Monreal joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β7, Day 20, some of Monreal's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Elijah Valenzuela in a game with Blooddrain weather.

On Season β7, Day 96, Monreal was incinerated and replaced by Pudge Nakamoto.

During the events of Season β10, Day X, Monreal was raised to join The Hall Stars. Following The Hall Stars' victory over THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Monreal was Released from Internet League Blaseball.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

They're our Boyfriend.


Boyfriend Monreal was a beloved omnisexual batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. They were known for their many eyes, their impossible charm, and their wizened knowledge in the ways of love.

Monreal began dating the Kansas City FreshDome during Season 1. After their acrimonious postseason break-up, the Mints decided it was in everyone's best interest to relocate the team to an open meadow on the outskirts of town. Monreal and the Dome then became closer friends than they were before.

It is rumored that following this breakup and subsequent friendship, Boyfriend began seeing Ren Hunter, a batter for the New York Millennials, and former batter for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. These rumors were at first surprising, given the Breath Mints' one sided rivalry with the Shoe Thieves, but the fans soon realized that Boyfriend having a healthy romantic life far out-weighed any such grudges. Upon asking to confirm these rumors, Boyfriend simply exclaimed that "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."

Boyfriend was also engaged in a profound emotional relationship with every fan of the Breath Mints who wished to be in a relationship with them. They were, collectively, Our Boyfriend.

Boyfriend performed best at the bottom of the [1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th] inning. They were known for being exceptional at blaserunning, and for looking damn good when they did it.

Incineration

On Season 7, Day 96, Boyfriend Monreal was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire after being hit by a ball from Jaylen Hotdogfingers in Game 95, which made them Unstable. They are said to have jumped in front of teammate Lenny Spruce to protect him from the Umpire's wrath. They were replaced by Pudge Nakamoto, who is often described as "friend-shaped." There are rumors that Boyfriend sent Pudge to look after the team, to provide them with the comfort they all needed.

The Boyfriend Monreal Memorial Butterfly Gardens was added to the open meadow on the outskirts of town, in the spot where Boyfriend would often go for batting practice.

Unsubstantiated Rumors

  • Boyfriend Monreal shared flirtatious looks with recently resurrected Garages player, Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
  • Boyfriend is an honorific title granted to one person a generation. Should Boyfriend Monreal die, a new person will immediately be born with the Boyfriend title, thus ensuring balance between the four splorts of blaseball, hlockey, flootball and glolf.
  • Boyfriend (or "Boyf") had the ability to banish evildoers and arch-criminals to the friend zone, but it is unknown if this unholy power has ever been seen or used.
  • Boyfriend was the target of an incineration, but Eduardo leaped in front of Boyfriend at the last second. Upon their own incineration, they paid this deed forward, protecting Lenny.
  • There were unsubstantiated rumors rising that Boyfriend Monreal was a cat boy. The Kansas City Breath Mints, in a public statement, assured the public that this is being looked into.
  • Boyfriend was known for their affinity to draw walks from pitchers, a phenomenon frequently rumored to be due to their charm and flirtatious Vibes(tm) distracting the pitcher. When asked about this, Boyfriend simply responded. "I love going on walks. Who doesn't?"
  • In a soon to be released zine,[citation needed] Boyfriend is depicted dating the ocean. Whether they are still together is unknown.

Chants

  • Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
  • Hey-la, Hey-la, our Boyfriend’s back!
  • Boyf on base! (when about to steal)

Fan Works

Text Works

Videos

Music

Gallery



The Hall Stars 🦑
Players BattersBoyfriend Monreal · Landry Violence · Randall Marijuana · Workman Gloom · Tyreek Olive · Dominic Marijuana · Scrap Murphy · Morrow Doyle · Sebastian Sunshine · Kiki Familia · Yazmin Mason · Caligula Lotus · Emmett Internet
PitchersAxel Trololol
FormerJaylen Hotdogfingers (🎤) · Sebastian Telephone (🔥) · Full List
Events Day X
Hey now, you're a Hall Star



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