Beta/Season 3

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Season 3 of Internet League Blaseball began on Monday, August 3, 2020. The regular season is scheduled to end on Friday, August 7, 2020. The postseason is scheduled to start on Saturday, August 8, 2020. The Internet Series is scheduled to start on Saturday, August 8 2020. It is the second season of the Discipline Era, and the first season of the Peanut Plague. Following the day of Blasphemy, it became the first season of Uncertainty.


Notable Events

The Blasphemy Peanut screen displayed following the detected Peanut Fraud. The letters have been highlighted for clarity.

Peanut Plague

See the main article on Peanut Plague.

Peanut Plague is the first subtitle of The Discipline Era, appearing at the opening pitch of Season 3 (August 3, 2020) and following the successful Season 2 decree known as Peanuts. This period also introduced several more participation elements revolving around peanuts, such as peanuts as an item type, peanuts as a weather type, and peanuts as an allergic reaction.

Peanut Fraud

See the main article on Peanut Fraud.

On Season 3 Day 2 (August 3, 2020), play was interrupted following the discovery of Peanut Fraud. Internet League Blaseball officials have announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have repented. Due to the inevitability of blaseball, play resumed soon after; however the peanut cheaters did not come forward. This indignity lives on forever in the memory of the Blaseball Gods.

Blasphemy

See the main article on Blasphemy.

During the Internet League downtime of August 3, 2020, all website display pages were replaced with a large rotating image of a Peanut; below which was scrawled in red text the word 'BLASPHEMY' in addition to a string of letters in a dark-dark-grey color. Blaseball fans speculate that these letters represent recently incinerated blaseball players.

Uncertainty

The meaning of Uncertainty is uncertain.

Uncertainty is the second subtitle of The Discipline Era, appearing on August 3, 2020 as an apparently direct response to the Peanut Fraud and Blasphemy incident. The state of the splort following the period of Uncertainty is one of great uncertainty. This period has marked the introduction of Lots of Birds as a weather type, who are seemingly attracted to peanuts. This period also seems to coincide with increasing incidents of blaseball player incinerations.


Ongoing Decrees

Following the Season 2 Election, the following decrees are in place for Season 3:


Standings


Postseason


Incinerations


Allergic Reactions




Election Ballot[1]

Decrees

The two Decrees with the most community votes will go into effect.

Icon Name Effect
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 Eat The Rich: Redistribute the funds from the Top 1% of Fans at the end of each Season
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 Eat the Crust 5 Players from the 2-Time Champion Pies will be reassigned to Random Teams
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 Interviews GET TO KNOW THE PLAYERS
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 Late Stage Postseason Bet Payouts increase each round: 2x, 3x, 5x
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 Blaserunning Stolen Bases are worth 0.1 Runs

Blessings

Each Blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name Effect
Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table Your team will become fully anticapitalist.
Rigour Mortis Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents.
Evil Wind Sprints The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning
Bloodlust URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.
Highway Robbery The best player in the league joins your team.
Headhunter The best hitter in your team's subleague (Good or Evil) joins your team.
Vulture The best player in your team's division joins your team.
Pretty Plz? Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15%
Team-Building Exercise Re-rolls your team's three worst players
Summoning Circle Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters
Exploratory Surgeries Re-rolls your team's worst 3 pitchers
Performance Enhancing Demons Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall
Pseudo-Thumbs Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching
The Rack [cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense
Exile Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.
Go Away Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back.


Election Results


References

  1. ↑ Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide
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