Axel Trololol

Axel Trololol
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Kansas City Breath Mints, Chicago Firefighters, Baltimore Crabs, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Hall Stars
Status	Released
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	Honey RoastedThis Team or Player has been Honey-Roasted. Honey-Roasted players on Crunchy teams perform 100% better with 200% power. Honey-Roasted players may shell an opposing player in Peanuts weather.  SquiddishWhen a Squiddish player is incinerated, they'll be replaced by a random Hall of Flame player.  LiberatedLiberated players will be guaranteed extra bases when they get a hit.
Dates Active	Jul. 20, 2020 - Oct. 7, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	Literal Arm Cannon
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Remembering past lives
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	20
Soulsong	OOEEIOOEEIOAXAHXAXAHXA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Any
Species	Firetruck

Axel Trololol was a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, Chicago Firefighters, Baltimore Crabs, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, and The Hall Stars.

Official League Records

Axel Trololol joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints at the start of Season 1.

Trololol was the recipient of the Season 2 blessing Literal Arm Cannon, maximizing their pitching rating.

Trololol was traded to the Chicago Firefighters in exchange for Atlas Guerra during the Season 3 elections via the Vulture blessing. The Performance Enhancing Demons blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) then further increased Trololol's pitching rating.

On Season 5, Day 30, Trololol became a lineup player due to Reverb.

Trololol was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Joshua Watson during the Season 5 elections via the The Plan? Pitch from the Plate blessing. This blessing also made Trololol a pitcher again.

On Season 7, Day 66, Trololol siphoned some of Chicago Firefighters pitcher Caleb Alvarado's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This made Trololol the best rated pitcher in the ILB at .

After Day 99 of Season 7, Trololol was  .

During the events of Season 9, Day X, Trololol was stolen from the Crabs and made the sole pitcher of THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

During the events of Season 10, Day X, Trololol was repeatedly exchanged between the Hall Stars and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS due to Feedback caused by Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Fliickerrriiing. Trololol ultimately settled on the Hall Stars, replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers. After The Hall Stars' victory over the PODS, Trololol was Released from Internet League Blaseball.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote to following about Trololol:

The fans of blaseball laugh and cry

The whims of Gods are never dull

And all the league did find it wry

When Crabs gained Axel Trololol.

A firefighter, true and true

Dear Axel mourned to leave his team

The Gods forced him to say adieu

To be a pitcher was his dream.

In Crabs he found a ready home

Their joy in water proved their worth

And as a red-shelled truck his chrome

Now glistened with a dewy mirth.

For now he is our honored guest

Until the Gods demand a switch

For Axel’s sake, we’ll try to jest

So long as he’s allowed to pitch.

Fan Art

Axel with the Firefighters

Axel's appearance while playing for the Breath Mints.

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  Axel's appearance while playing for the Breath Mints

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  Axel with the Firefighters

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky