Antonio Wallace

Antonio Wallace
Card by @kyl_armstrong
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Former Team(s)	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20–Sep 15, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Signing autographs
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	AA
Fate	97
Soulscream	EEEEAEEEEAEIAAAIIAAAIIOAAUUOAAUUOIAAAAIAAAAIEAAIXEAAIXE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Eyes	6-13

Antonio Wallace was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Wallace joined the league as a member of the Charleston Shoe Thieves at the beginning of season one. They would go on to be ranked in the top five hitters of home runs during Season 2.

Wallace joined the Canada Moist Talkers on Season 6, Day 23 after replacing Lachlan Shelton in a Feedback event.

Wallace was incinerated during a Season 7, Day 33 game against the Hades Tigers and was replaced by Beans McBlase.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Wallace never played in the Underleagues, but is alleged to be a former Glolf player who defected to Blaseball after the destruction of the splort. Wallace described these allegations as "libelous, but essentially true."

Wallace was once officially cautioned by an Umpire for attempting to use an opposing infielder as a bat, which was ruled illegal interference.

During a Season 3 game against the Hawai'i Fridays, it came to the attention of the crowd that Wallace was, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store.

Personal Life

Antonio Wallace became a successful salvage driver after joining the Canada Moist Talkers, though despite leaving the Charleston Shoe Thieves his penchant for acquiring shoes remained throughout his career. Wallace's work locating and diving to The Antelope, the key ship referenced in the iconic Canadian song "Barrett's Privateers", earned him national praise. While he refused to give up this salvage to the proper authorities or inform others of the wreck's location, his willingness to let museum curators "just take like, a quick peek" of Barrett's shoes was enough to satiate public interest for a time. Halifax's resident medical expert Mooney Doctor believed that Wallace's driving proficiency came from both his lack of lungs and what Mooney Doctor referred to as "an unreal hankering for military shoes that transcends mortal limits."

Wallace specialized in stealing historical military footwear.

Gallery

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  Card by @kyl_armstrong

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  Miniblaseballer by @HetreaSky