Agan Harrison

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Agan Harrison is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters and has been with the team since Season 12, Day 61. Harrison has previously played for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Official League Records

Harrison joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 6, Day 64, Harrison siphoned some of Chicago Firefighters pitcher Mullen Peterson's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.

On Season 12, Day 61, Harrison was exchanged to the Chicago Firefighters due to Feedback. Harrison was replaced by Edric Tosser. During the Season 12 elections, the Chicago Firefighters received the Organ Replacements blessing, which increased Harrison's pitching from to .

History and Appearance

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Template:JHLore Harrison's appearance, demeanor, performance, and personality are difficult to comment on, as most attempts to think about aspects of Harrison result in a feeling "similar to when your arm falls asleep, but in your brain," as described by fellow Jazz Hands player Stephens Lightner. Harrison's partner, when asked to describe ███, stared blankly into the middle distance for exactly 52 seconds before turning around and reentering their home. Deep, mournful sobbing could be heard coming from the cellar of the Harrison estate for the next 36 hours.

During one semester in college, Harrison subsisted purely on chunky peanut butter, eaten straight from the jar with a wooden spoon. ██ is also known for ███ love of animals, and frequently volunteers at the Breckenridge Home for Lonely Marmosets.

Role in Instrument Selection Process

Harrison plays an indescribable role in the Jazz Hands' process for players to choose an instrument to play. Details are scarce, as no player to date has remembered any details about the procedure after going through it, and recordings of Harrison's explanations turn to static. What is known is that ██ meets players undergoing the process at Bolter's instrument collection outside of town, which contains a version of every known instrument, and more than a few unknown instruments. When they return to Breckenridge, they have an instrument and are capable of playing at least the fundamentals. This suggests that Harrison is capable of teaching others how to play every instrument in the collection, though ██ has only ever been recorded playing theremin.

Interdimensional Rumor Mill

No other versions of Agan Harrison have been observed. If you have information regarding a different version of Agan Harrison, please add it here.

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