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** PORCELAIN CRACKS
 
** PORCELAIN CRACKS
 
*** The Seattle Garages were given {{ModifInline|Blood Donor}} and sorted into [[Mild League#Mild High|Mild High]].
 
*** The Seattle Garages were given {{ModifInline|Blood Donor}} and sorted into [[Mild League#Mild High|Mild High]].
 
===Blessings===
 
The Seattle Garages won no blessings but were affected by the following blessings:
 
*'''Questioning Their Every Decision''' blessed the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. {{Teamicon|moist talkers}}
 
**Impaired the minimum vibes of the [[Houston Spies]] by 7%
 
**Impaired the minimum vibes of the [[Miami Dale]] by 7%
 
**Impaired the minimum vibes of the [[Seattle Garages]] by 7%
 
**Impaired the minimum vibes of the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%
 
**The Moist Talkers had 8% of the vote. The [[Baltimore Crabs]] had 14% of the vote. 3,660 votes were cast.
 
  
 
==Season Overview==
 
==Season Overview==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
===Redemption Arc===
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===Caught In The Reverb===
The time of [[Season 4#Drought|Drought]] preceding [[Season 4]] marked a major sea change for the Seattle Garages. The devastating [[Seattle Garages/Season 3#Roster Changes|loss]]  of four teammates during [[Season 3]] prompted players and fans alike to reconsider internal rivalries. Faced with the very real possibility of [[Incineration|death]] at any time, players resolved to value and respect each other despite their many disagreements. The band even reconciled with perennial pariah [[Mike Townsend]] and released a new single [[Mike Townsend#Music|mike townsend (is a credit to the team)]] to commemorate both the band and Mike's changed perspectives.
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[[File:Tgb eclipse.png|30px|link=|alt=Solar Eclipse]]
  
 
===In The Feedback===
 
===In The Feedback===

Revision as of 06:44, 11 January 2022

In Season 5, the Seattle Garages finished fifth in the Evil League and eighth in the ILB. The team experienced no feedbacks, no incinerations, and two lineup reverbs during the season. The Garages received no blessings in the Season 5 Election.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

New Lineup Post Day 16
  • On Day 92, the Garages' Lineup was shuffled in the reverb again. (Watch here on Before).
    • This Reverb placed Farrell Seagull in the leadoff slot, Allison Abbott in the cleanup slot, and Luis Acevedo in the last slot.
New Lineup Post Day 92

Election Outcomes

Decrees

One Decree affected the Seattle Garages:

  • High Filter passed with 39,656 votes and 26% of all decree votes.
    • BLOOD FILLS THE TUB
    • FOUR ARE DIPPED IN
    • FIGHT FOR THE SURFACE
    • A LADDER OF BODIES
    • PORCELAIN CRACKS
      • The Seattle Garages were given  Blood Donor and sorted into Mild High.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Caught In The Reverb

Solar Eclipse

In The Feedback

A bar graph depicting the Season 4 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

In Season 4, the Garages inched even closer to finishing the season with a winning record, continuing the gradual improvements of past seasons. With 6 thumbs per pitcher and hitting fueled by coffee grounds, the band was able to make an even start to the season and even dug themselves out of a midseason slump to finish out just under 0.500 win percentage. Midseason, fans and teammates bid farewell to barista and batter Avila Guzman after a surprise trade to the Miami Dale. Guzman was replaced by artist and intrepid explorer Farrell Seagull. While Avila may be on a cruise, fans are always excited to see her back in Seattle, and welcomed her with a standing ovation during the next Garages-Dale series. The Garages once again missed the postseason, a small price to pay after escaping the season unscathed.

Kill God :3 Nya

The Seattle Garages won no blessings in Season 4. However, the passage of the Alternate Reality abrubtly replaced players Ron Monstera and Malik Destiny with versions of themselves from other dimensions, much to the surprise of everyone at the viewing party. Monstera appeared mostly the same aside from a new first name and sudden interest in Norse mythology. Destiny's alternate was more of a surprise. Despite having the same family background, he was a catboy hailing from Lesser Washington on a quest to kill both the king and the god of his realm. "Meowlik" Destiny, as he is affectionately referred to, readily embraced both the godkilling aspirations of his new teammates and the splort of Blaseball, stating that it was "just as fun" as adventuring.