Rivers Clembons

Rivers Clembons
Basic Information
Team	Miami Dalé
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Stretching
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	78
Soulscream	EIEAIEIEAIEEUAXEEUAXEEUHAIOUHAIOUXAAUIXAAUIXIEAEOIEAEOIIIIIHIIIIHIUIAIAUIAIAU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Other Background Information
Likes	the drip

Rivers Clembons is a pitcher for the Miami Dalé. Clembons has been with the team since the beginning of Season 1. Up until the Election of Season 4, Clembons was the Dalé's highest-rated pitcher and lead the pitching lineup in multiple stats.

Official League Records

At the end of Season 4, Clembons was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in an decrease in star rating from to

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Career

Clembons is a man of excess. He believes playing hard and living fast is what makes him successful. Although not recommended, he refuses take off his ten gold chains when he’s in the middle of pitching. This does add an extra 20 lbs to his weight and it would throw off any normal pitcher’s throw. When questioned about this he said “I practice with them on so they stay on.”

Speculation on Disappearance and Reappearance

During Season 3, Clembons fell victim to his own excesses. At an exclusive bayside party in Miami, he disappeared after losing his footing on a dockside promenade, abruptly sinking like a stone, at least in part because of his massive chains. After a period of disappearance, his teammates and fans finally breathed a collective sigh of relief when he showed up for his next game, albeit as a much more waterlogged, seaweed and barnacle infested version of himself.

Shortly before his public re-emergence, fans claimed that they had sighted Clembons at a Shlula's Steakhouse in an eyewitness testimony as follows: “Yeah, we were at Shlula’s Steakhouse and he just came right up out of the bay, scrambling up the wooden boardwalk and spluttering about something?? It was epic! He let us take a picture with him before he tore through the double doors and started eating random people's food. We just heard the staff yelling, 'Get Mr. Wide on the phone, hurry!'"

Despite this dramatic turn of events his pitching ability seems to be unhindered. He continues to be a defensive powerhouse for the team.

Personal Life

Clembons has a very hot temper often refusing to listen to any umpire. Any mid game fight is most likely started by him.

His biggest enemies are metal detectors, as they have been known to make him late for game flights simply because he has to remove each individual piece of jewelry.

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