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| − | {{Player|team=[[Philly Pies]]|rating=★★|batting=★★|pitching=½|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★★★★½|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Nursing a grudge|coffee=Light & Sweet|blood=Fire|fate=91|soulscream=XUEUAXUEUAXIIAAEIIAAEIIOAOHIOAOHIAIAHAAIAHAAEUAAAEUAAAEOXIUAOXIUAOHEAAHHEAAHHHXAXAHXAXAH|pronouns=they/them|status=Alive|favorite_pie=Chicago-Style Deep Dish Pizza}} | + | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|former=[[Philly Pies]]|rating=★★|batting=★★|pitching=½|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★★★★½|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Nursing a grudge|coffee=Light & Sweet|blood=Fire|fate=91|soulscream=XUEUAXUEUAXIIAAEIIAAEIIOAOHIOAOHIAIAHAAIAHAAEUAAAEUAAAEOXIUAOXIUAOHEAAHHEAAHHHXAXAHXAXAH|pronouns=they/them|status=Alive|favorite_pie=Chicago-Style Deep Dish Pizza}} |
| − | '''Morrow Wilson''' is a lineup player for the [[ | + | '''Morrow Wilson''' is a lineup player for the [[Houston Spies]]. Wilson joined the Spies on [[Season 4]], Day 37 due to a [[feedback]] swap. |
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
| − | Wilson | + | Wilson joined the league as a member of [[Philly Pies]] at the beginning of [[Season 1]]. |
==Biographical Information== | ==Biographical Information== | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| − | '''Morrow Wilson''' is a relief fielder for the [[ | + | '''Morrow Wilson''' is a relief fielder for the [[Houston Spies]], former child star, and lead actor on the sitcom ''[[My Roomie Ruslan]]''. As the prophecy foretold they possess magic powers and might one day save us all if they could just get their act together. |
===Early Life=== | ===Early Life=== | ||
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===Blaseball Career=== | ===Blaseball Career=== | ||
| − | Wilson joined the Philly Pies because “it sounded like fun” and “[they] might learn something from the [[Umpire|Umpires]].” They joined a commune in Powelton Village, where they live to this day, along with their unwanted roommate [[Ruslan Greatness]]. | + | Wilson joined the [[Philly Pies]] because “it sounded like fun” and “[they] might learn something from the [[Umpire|Umpires]].” They joined a commune in Powelton Village, where they live to this day, along with their unwanted roommate [[Ruslan Greatness]]. |
| − | As a relief fielder, Wilson's role | + | As a relief fielder, Wilson's role was to clean up [[Beasley Day]]'s poop. |
It is rumored that Morrow has been hired by an [[Houston Spies|unidentified Blaseball team]] to collect the DNA of the rest of the Pies roster, for the purpose of cloning them. If true, it is unlikely that they have completed this task. This may be due, in part, to Morrow's apparent fear of [[Mickey Woods]]. | It is rumored that Morrow has been hired by an [[Houston Spies|unidentified Blaseball team]] to collect the DNA of the rest of the Pies roster, for the purpose of cloning them. If true, it is unlikely that they have completed this task. This may be due, in part, to Morrow's apparent fear of [[Mickey Woods]]. | ||
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[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
| − | [[Category:Philly Pies]] | + | [[Category:Former Philly Pies Players]] |
| + | [[Category:Houston Spies]] | ||
[[Category:Lineup Players]] | [[Category:Lineup Players]] | ||
Revision as of 04:36, 26 August 2020
Morrow Wilson is a lineup player for the Houston Spies. Wilson joined the Spies on Season 4, Day 37 due to a feedback swap.
Official League Records
Wilson joined the league as a member of Philly Pies at the beginning of Season 1.
Biographical Information
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Morrow Wilson is a relief fielder for the Houston Spies, former child star, and lead actor on the sitcom My Roomie Ruslan. As the prophecy foretold they possess magic powers and might one day save us all if they could just get their act together.
Early Life
On their 10th birthday it was determined that Wilson showed all three signs as mentioned in the prophecy (vitiligo, raven shaped scar on back, and a raspberry allergy) meaning that they were the savior foretold to possess great magic powers. They were immediately placed under the tutelage of wizened sages. Wilson hated the intense magic training the sages forced them to endure and ran away.
Wilson soon found themselves in Hollywood where they became a child star. They appeared in such blockbuster hits as Sweet Turnip in Savanah, Three Dudes and a Turnip, and Turnipocalypse: Revelations. After several years Wilson was horrified to discover that their rise to fame had been orchestrated by the Turnip Crime Family, as part of their turnip propaganda campaign. With the assistance of unknown individuals, Wilson was extracted from the Turnip family’s control and placed in the Blaseball protection program.
Blaseball Career
Wilson joined the Philly Pies because “it sounded like fun” and “[they] might learn something from the Umpires.” They joined a commune in Powelton Village, where they live to this day, along with their unwanted roommate Ruslan Greatness.
As a relief fielder, Wilson's role was to clean up Beasley Day's poop.
It is rumored that Morrow has been hired by an unidentified Blaseball team to collect the DNA of the rest of the Pies roster, for the purpose of cloning them. If true, it is unlikely that they have completed this task. This may be due, in part, to Morrow's apparent fear of Mickey Woods.
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