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| − | Before the [[Hellmouth]] opened up under Moab, | + | Before the [[Hellmouth]] opened up under Moab, Malik ran "Romayne's Romaine", a quaint restaurant that with many loyal diners. After all, xe were (and are) an excellent chef! But after the Hellmouth opened up, no one needed to eat anymore, and all of xyr ingredients began degrading at a rapid pace, and xe knew it was time for a change of profession. Now, Romayne seeks inspiration in Blaseball. Xe have tried bringing a variety of large cooking implements to use as stand-ins for bats at Blaseball games, but these attempts often proved detrimental to performance (notably, [[Rhys Trombone]] claimed that Malik was stealing their signature style when doing so). |
Xe're best known for making quippy remarks and one-liners, like "I'm serving up a hot dish of justice!" or "You gotta tenderize the ball to hit a home run!" This makes xem either a fan favorite or a groan-inducing necessity, depending on who you ask. | Xe're best known for making quippy remarks and one-liners, like "I'm serving up a hot dish of justice!" or "You gotta tenderize the ball to hit a home run!" This makes xem either a fan favorite or a groan-inducing necessity, depending on who you ask. | ||
| − | During [[Season 2]], on day 47, Malik Romayne and xyr teammate [[Igneus Delacruz]] were married during a game. After the alternate universe swap, Iggy and Malik remain married, though it seems to be a marriage out of obligation and not love. | + | During [[Season 2]], on day 47, Malik Romayne and xyr teammate [[Igneus Delacruz]] were married during a game. After the alternate universe swap, Iggy and Malik remain married, though it seems to be a marriage out of obligation and not love. |
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| + | Following Iggy's alternate universe swap, Mailk became increasingly interested in the [[Houston Spies]]. The Spies have been long-rumored to boast abundant resources and an interest in arcane and other less than reasonable, tasteful, and legal studies. On day 60 of [[Season 7]], Malik met with then-Spies batter [[Joe Voorhees]] on the field and convinced him to swap places, as Voorhees himself had an interest in exploring the Hellmouth. Malik has invested considerable amounts of time into researching alternates with the ultimate goal of bringing the old Igneus back—failing that, xe simply wants to understand how and why these changes occurred. In keeping with the Spies' notorious desire for secrecy, the results of Malik's research are yet unknown. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 17:04, 4 October 2020
Malik Romayne is a lineup player for the Houston Spies. Romayne joined the team as the result of a feedback swap with Joe Voorhees on Season 7, Day 60.
Official League Records
Romayne joined the league in Season 1 as a -star hitter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
On Season 7, Day 63, Romayne siphoned some of Boston Flowers batter Nic Winkler's baserunning ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from ★★ to ★★½ .
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Before the Hellmouth opened up under Moab, Malik ran "Romayne's Romaine", a quaint restaurant that with many loyal diners. After all, xe were (and are) an excellent chef! But after the Hellmouth opened up, no one needed to eat anymore, and all of xyr ingredients began degrading at a rapid pace, and xe knew it was time for a change of profession. Now, Romayne seeks inspiration in Blaseball. Xe have tried bringing a variety of large cooking implements to use as stand-ins for bats at Blaseball games, but these attempts often proved detrimental to performance (notably, Rhys Trombone claimed that Malik was stealing their signature style when doing so).
Xe're best known for making quippy remarks and one-liners, like "I'm serving up a hot dish of justice!" or "You gotta tenderize the ball to hit a home run!" This makes xem either a fan favorite or a groan-inducing necessity, depending on who you ask.
During Season 2, on day 47, Malik Romayne and xyr teammate Igneus Delacruz were married during a game. After the alternate universe swap, Iggy and Malik remain married, though it seems to be a marriage out of obligation and not love.
Following Iggy's alternate universe swap, Mailk became increasingly interested in the Houston Spies. The Spies have been long-rumored to boast abundant resources and an interest in arcane and other less than reasonable, tasteful, and legal studies. On day 60 of Season 7, Malik met with then-Spies batter Joe Voorhees on the field and convinced him to swap places, as Voorhees himself had an interest in exploring the Hellmouth. Malik has invested considerable amounts of time into researching alternates with the ultimate goal of bringing the old Igneus back—failing that, xe simply wants to understand how and why these changes occurred. In keeping with the Spies' notorious desire for secrecy, the results of Malik's research are yet unknown.
Gallery
Season 2 card by Ephesos on Discord
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