Logan Horseman

Logan Horseman
Art by @CHURGALAX on twitter
Basic Information
Team	Miami Dale
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Pondering
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	36
Soulscream	HUEHHHUEHHHAEAAEAEAAEAAHAAIAHAAIAAUAEIAUAEIAOAAIAOAAIAOAOIAAAOIAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAUAIEAUAIEA
Biographical Details
Species	hlorse

Logan Horseman is a lineup player for the Miami Dale. Horseman has been with the team since Season 1.

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Career

Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman is a reliable on-base and part of a productive mid-order with Murray Pony and Hahn Fox. Horseman is a member-founder of the Party Animals intra-team group.

Personal Life

Logan is a known Hlorse. Logan is not related to famous actor BoJack Horseman. Little is known about Logan’s family and upbringing, although he says he is from Key West. He is saving his life’s story for his upcoming autobiography, “From the Hlorse’s Mouth: Breaking Out of The Glass Menagerie.”

Logan has a brightly colored horn on his forehead, driving speculation that he is a unicorn. When asked about it, he will sigh and say that it’s a birthmark and that “no one can tame me, bro” and “everyone knows that unicorns aren’t real.” His favorite party trick is opening beers by slamming them into the tip of his horn and then chugging them.

He can often be found at Pollo Tropical. He doesn’t order, he just enjoys “the scene.” He is easily recognized at the franchise and is on a first-name basis with many of the employees.

Logan has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.

Fan Art

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