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|team=[[Miami Dale]]
'''Logan Horseman''' is a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]].   
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|dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
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'''Logan Horseman''' is a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]].   
  
 
== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
Horseman joined the ILB as a batter for the Dale at the beginning of [[Season 1]].  
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Horseman has no notable events in the league record books.  
 
 
  
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
 
== Career ==
 
== Career ==
Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman was a reliable on-base and part of a productive mid-order with [[Murray Pony]] and [[Hahn Fox]] during their seasons together. Horseman is a member-founder of the [[Party Animals]] intra-team group, and the only founder still with the Dale.
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Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman was reliable at getting on base and part of a productive mid-order with [[Murray Pony]] and [[Hahn Fox]] during their seasons together. Horseman is a member-founder of the [[Party Animals]] intra-team group, and the only founder still with the Dale.
  
 
== Personal Life ==
 
== Personal Life ==
Logan is a known [[Hlorses|Hlorse]]. Logan is not related to famous actor [https://bojackhorseman.fandom.com/wiki/BoJack_Horseman BoJack Horseman]. Little is known about Logan’s family and upbringing, although he says he is from Key West. He is saving his life’s story for his upcoming autobiography, “From the Hlorse’s Mouth: Breaking Out of The Glass Menagerie.
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Horseman is a known [[Hlorses|Hlorse]]. Horseman is not related to famous actor [https://bojackhorseman.fandom.com/wiki/BoJack_Horseman BoJack Horseman]. Little is known about Horseman's family and upbringing, although he says he is from Key West. He is saving his life’s story for his upcoming autobiography, ''From the Hlorse’s Mouth: Breaking Out of The Glass Menagerie.''
 
 
Logan has a brightly colored horn on his forehead, driving speculation that he is a unicorn. When asked about it, he will sigh and say that it’s a birthmark and that “no one can tame me, bro” and “everyone knows that unicorns aren’t real.” His favorite party trick is opening beers by slamming them into the tip of his horn and then chugging them.
 
  
He can often be found at Pollo Tropical. He doesn’t order, he just enjoys “the scene.” He is easily recognized at the franchise and is on a first-name basis with many of the employees.
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Horseman has a brightly colored horn on his forehead, driving speculation that he is a unicorn. When asked about it, he will sigh and say that it’s a birthmark and that "no one can tame me, bro" and "everyone knows that unicorns aren’t real." His favorite party trick is opening beers by slamming them into the tip of his horn and then chugging them.  
  
Logan has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.
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He can often be found at Pollo Tropical. He doesn't order, he just enjoys "the scene." He is easily recognized at the franchise and is on a first-name basis with many of the employees.
  
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Horseman has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.
  
 
== Fan  Art ==
 
== Fan  Art ==
 
 
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Logan Horseman.jpg|Art by @CHURGALAX on twitter
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112LoganHorseman.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
 
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Revision as of 15:41, 6 November 2020

Logan Horseman is a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Horseman has no notable events in the league record books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Career

Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman was reliable at getting on base and part of a productive mid-order with Murray Pony and Hahn Fox during their seasons together. Horseman is a member-founder of the Party Animals intra-team group, and the only founder still with the Dale.

Personal Life

Horseman is a known Hlorse. Horseman is not related to famous actor BoJack Horseman. Little is known about Horseman's family and upbringing, although he says he is from Key West. He is saving his life’s story for his upcoming autobiography, From the Hlorse’s Mouth: Breaking Out of The Glass Menagerie.

Horseman has a brightly colored horn on his forehead, driving speculation that he is a unicorn. When asked about it, he will sigh and say that it’s a birthmark and that "no one can tame me, bro" and "everyone knows that unicorns aren’t real." His favorite party trick is opening beers by slamming them into the tip of his horn and then chugging them.

He can often be found at Pollo Tropical. He doesn't order, he just enjoys "the scene." He is easily recognized at the franchise and is on a first-name basis with many of the employees.

Horseman has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.

Fan Art