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== Career == | == Career == | ||
Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman is a reliable on-base and part of a productive mid-order with [[Murray Pony]] and [[Hahn Fox]]. Horseman is a member-founder of the [[Party Animals]] intra-team group. | Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman is a reliable on-base and part of a productive mid-order with [[Murray Pony]] and [[Hahn Fox]]. Horseman is a member-founder of the [[Party Animals]] intra-team group. | ||
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== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == |
Revision as of 15:41, 25 September 2020
Logan Horseman is a lineup player for the Miami Dale. Horseman has been with the team since Season 1.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Career
Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman is a reliable on-base and part of a productive mid-order with Murray Pony and Hahn Fox. Horseman is a member-founder of the Party Animals intra-team group.
Personal Life
Logan is a known Hlorse. Logan is not related to famous actor BoJack Horseman. Little is known about Logan’s family and upbringing, although he says he is from Key West. He is saving his life’s story for his upcoming autobiography, “From the Hlorse’s Mouth: Breaking Out of The Glass Menagerie.”
Logan has a brightly colored horn on his forehead, driving speculation that he is a unicorn. When asked about it, he will sigh and say that it’s a birthmark and that “no one can tame me, bro” and “everyone knows that unicorns aren’t real.” His favorite party trick is opening beers by slamming them into the tip of his horn and then chugging them.
He can often be found at Pollo Tropical. He doesn’t order, he just enjoys “the scene.” He is easily recognized at the franchise and is on a first-name basis with many of the employees.
Logan has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.
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Buried | Alston Cerveza | |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 |
Ballpark | Miami International Arena | |
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Staff | Pitball · Mr. Wide · Danny Marinara · The Press · Miami Gerald · Tres Leches · Miami Elder League Blaseball Association | |
Places | The Party Rock | |
History | Miami Dale History · Pitblull · Team Culture | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
¡Dale! |