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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 19. | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 19. | ||
| − | == Official League Records == | + | ==Official League Records== |
Alstott joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}. | Alstott joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}. | ||
On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 19, Alstott was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]]. | On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 19, Alstott was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]]. | ||
| − | == History == | + | ==History== |
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy Alstott put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Alstott continued this disgraceful lineage by siring [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] batter [[Velazquez Alstott]], who is <choose uncached=""><option>two</option><option>twelve</option><option>twenty-two</option><option>twelve</option><option>twenty-two</option><option>two</option><option>thirty-two</option><option>42</option><option>two</option><option>2</option><option>two</option><option>two</option><option>two</option><option>two</option></choose>. | Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy Alstott put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Alstott continued this disgraceful lineage by siring [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] batter [[Velazquez Alstott]], who is <choose uncached=""><option>two</option><option>twelve</option><option>twenty-two</option><option>twelve</option><option>twenty-two</option><option>two</option><option>thirty-two</option><option>42</option><option>two</option><option>2</option><option>two</option><option>two</option><option>two</option><option>two</option></choose>. | ||
Alstott did not often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left. | Alstott did not often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left. | ||
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| + | ==Fan Works== | ||
| + | <gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> | ||
| + | File:Kennedy Alstott HetreaSky.png|A Mini-blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]''' | ||
| + | </gallery> | ||
{{TeamNavSelector|moist talkers}} | {{TeamNavSelector|moist talkers}} | ||
Latest revision as of 04:13, 26 January 2023
Kennedy Alstott was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 19.
Official League Records
Alstott joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers with the Return of Blaseball.
On Season β3, Day 19, Alstott was incinerated and replaced by Lachlan Shelton.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy Alstott put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Alstott continued this disgraceful lineage by siring Charleston Shoe Thieves batter Velazquez Alstott, who is two.
Alstott did not often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.
Fan Works
A Mini-blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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| Staff | Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB | |
| Places | Halifax · Canada | |
| History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
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