Frasier Shmurmgle

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Frasier Shmurmgle is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers and has been with the team since Season 7.


Official League Records

Shmurmgle joined the league on Season 7, Day 32, as a -star hitter for the Hades Tigers, due to the incineration of Mclaughlin Scorpler. Shmurmgle made it on base in every plate appearance of their first full game on day 33, against pitcher Ortiz Morse.


Player History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Frasier Schmurmgle is a frog. Frasier Schmurmgle may be a puppet.

Frasier joined the Tigers from the stands per ILB fan-recruitment protocols after the Tigers were unexpectedly hit with multiple incinerations in the same game, leaving them bereft of potential replacements. Frasier quickly proved skilled at the game despite claiming to have never played or even watched a game of Blaseball prior to that day.

Some of Frasier's fans claim he has a puppeteer, though one is never clearly visible in any broadcasts or photographs. When those who percieve Frasier as a non-puppet frog ask his other fans to describe the puppeteer, they simply respond "he wouldn't want that".