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Revision as of 23:57, 16 September 2020

Frasier Shmurmgle is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers and has been with the team since Season 7.


Official League Records

Shmurmgle joined the league on Season 7, Day 32, as a -star hitter for the Hades Tigers, due to the incineration of Mclaughlin Scorpler. Shmurmgle made it on base in every plate appearance of their first full game on day 33, against pitcher Ortiz Morse.


Player History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Frasier Shmurmgle is a frog. Frasier Shmurmgle may also be a puppet.

Frasier joined the Tigers from the stands per ILB fan-recruitment protocols after the Tigers were unexpectedly hit with multiple incinerations in the same game, leaving them bereft of potential replacements. Frasier quickly proved skilled at the game despite claiming to have never played or even watched a game of Blaseball prior to that day.

Some of Frasier's fans claim he is a puppet with an unknown puppeteer, as all known broadcasts and photographs avoid displaying anything more than a few feet above his head. When eyewitnesses are asked to clarify whether or not Frasier is a puppet, they simply respond "he wouldn't like that."