Frasier Shmurmgle

Frasier Shmurmgle
Basic Information
Team	Hades Tigers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Pregame Ritual	Astronomy
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Love
Fate	97
Soulscream	UHEEXUHEEXUAAAHUAAAHUAUHAEAUHAEAUAUAAAAUAAAAHIAEOHIAEOH
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Species	puppet

Frasier Shmurmgle is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers and has been with the team since Season 7.

Official League Records

Shmurmgle joined the league on Season 7, Day 32, as a -star hitter for the Hades Tigers, due to the incineration of Mclaughlin Scorpler. Shmurmgle made it on base in every plate appearance of their first full game on day 33, against pitcher Ortiz Morse.

Player History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Frasier Schmurmgle is a puppet. Frasier joined the Tigers from the stands per ILB fan-recruitment protocols after the Tigers were unexpectedly hit with multiple incinerations in the same game, leaving them bereft of potential replacements. Frasier quickly proved skilled at the game despite claiming to have never played or even watched a game of Blaseball prior to that day.

All broadcasts and photographs of Frasier are careful to avoid showing Frasier's puppeteer. When asked to describe the puppeteer, those who have seen them simply respond "he wouldn't want that" in hushed and fearful tones.