Donia Bailey

Donia Bailey
Donia Bailey by @crikadelic
Basic Information
Team	Houston Spies
Status	Shadowed
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20–Sep 13, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blood transfusion
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	60
Soulscream	EXEEOEXEEOEUUAEEUUAEEUIOAXIIOAXIIHAAXEHAAXEHAEAHXAEAHXAAXIIIAXIIIAUEAAIUEAAIU

Donia Bailey is a pitcher for the Houston Spies, and was active with the team from Season 1 until the Season 6 Elections.

Official League Records

Bailey retreated to the Shadows after being replaced Evelton McBlase II as a result of the Party Line blessing in the Season 6 elections. Bailey has not been incinerated, and, along with Mike Townsend in the same election, is one of the first players to exit active play without being incinerated.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Donia Bailey is referred to in all official documents relating to the Houston Spies as a double agent. It is generally agreed that one of the entities for which they are an agent is the Spies, where they play as a pitcher. There is no general consensus on whether the Spies are their primary employer or the victim of their double crossing. It is even less clear what other organisation they may be an agent for, since on a surface level their activities do not appear to be especially helpful to anyone, let alone a rival team.

Since they have not yet returned to whatever headquarters they may have been issued from, and assuming that they are totally loyal to the Spies is, in the words of Spies player Alexandria Rosales, "a fool's gambit", speculation has ensued that Bailey has gone native, eschewing their original employer out of emotional attachment to their new team. However, this line of thinking may prove to be equally dangerous, since it has not been conclusively proven that Bailey is capable of love.

Bailey has been asked about this issue in several interviews, but always pretends not to have heard the question. It's really annoying.

Disappearance

Toward the end of season 6, Donia Bailey vanished from the Spies lineup and promotional material. Mysteriously enough, this disappearance aligns perfectly with the appearance of Evelton McBlase II. Some theorize that Bailey is related in some way to the bizarre doppelganger. When asked, a representative from the Spies placed a small strip of blank, tear-soaked printer paper on the table and left the building.