Don Elliott

Don Elliott
Basic Information
Team	Miami Dalé
Status	Alive
Batting	★★½
Pitching	★★½
Defense	★★★
Running	★★½
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Squats
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	O
Fate	56
Soulscream	IHEEAIHEEAIAXAAAAXAAAAUAAAIUAAAIUXOAXIXOAXIXIEAEEIEAEEI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Species	human

Don Elliott is a batter for the Miami Dalé. They have been with the team since the beginning of Season 1. Elliott was a pitcher until reverb on Season 5, Day 74 switched their position with Sixpack Santiago. Despite a middling rating, Elliott is a reliable player and had the most strikeouts of any Dalé pitcher during Season 3.

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Early Life

The 47th Incarnation of Don Elliot, or Don Elliott for short, was born and raised in a monastery dedicated to following the teachings of the original Don Elliott. The Eliottists, as they are called, choose, in a laborious and secretive process, the replacement for Don Elliott whenever the current Don Elliott passes away, drawing from the most dedicated and knowledgeable Elliottist monks. The chosen monk is said to be the next reincarnation of Don Elliott.

Elliottists dedicate their life to understanding and adhering to Don Elliott's teachings and actions, relying on historical and contemporary religious texts and compendiums such as The Path of Meticulously Parting Your Hair to the Left, The 6 Commandments of Frying Some Kick-Ass Conch Fritters, and The Way of Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys After the Big Game. They also record the thoughts of the Don Elliott incarnations, who have, throughout the eras, been known for their wisdom-filled aphorisms and proverbs. Famous examples include: "Weather sure is a bit chilly today, huh folks?" (9th Don Elliott), "I think I saw a great sale on lawnmowers on the way here" (20th Don Elliott), and "Nothing beats cracking a cold one with the boys after the big game" (46th Don Elliott).

Career

The 47th Don Elliott has commented on the multiple fatalities occurring in blaseball games, as well as his carefree style of play: "Well, I sure feel for the other players and their families out there, but I gotta say, I kinda have an advantage out here, you know. If I ever kick it in one of these games I will just keep living on through the next Don Elliotts."

Personal Life

Don Elliott has four children: Donjomin, Donathan, Dawn, and Phyllis.