Carmelo Plums

Carmelo Plums
Basic Information
Team	Hades Tigers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Sept 15, 2020 -
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Bagels
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	73
Soulscream	XIEHIXIEHIXIOAUUIOAUUIXOAIOXOAIOXUEAEIUEAEIU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	it/its
Species	Fruitcake

Carmelo Plums is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers and has been with the team since Season 7, Day 32 after replacing Moody Cookbook due to incineration.

Official League Records

Plums currently has no records in the official league record book.

Player History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Carmelo Plums is a large fruitcake, approximately 7 feet tall and weighing around 400 pounds. It was first discovered when it emerged from a cooler in the Hades Tigers dugout when Moody Cookbook was incinerated, walked onto the field, and took Moody's place in the lineup. At that time, its origin was a mystery. It has exhibited no ability to speak or write, but it is unknown whether this is a limitation or a choice. The name "Carmelo Plumbs" was scrawled on the top of the cooler Plums emerged from in Moody's handwriting.

Richmond Harrison has confirmed that Plums does in fact taste like plums.

Shortly after the game, a final episode of The Moody Cookbook unexpectedly aired. No known recordings of this episode exist, but viewer accounts claim it walked the viewer through the process of baking Carmelo Plums. Said viewers abjectly refuse to share the "existentially terrifying" method by which it was baked.