Betsy Trombone

Betsy Trombone
Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Former Team(s)	Philly Pies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Breadmaking
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	22
Soulscream	EAEOIEAEOIEUIAEIUIAEIUUEAAAUEAAAU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them or she/her
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Apple

Betsy Trombone is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Trombone joined the Garages on Season 9, Day 7 due to a feedback swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

Official League Records

Trombone joined the league in Season 1 as a hitter for the Philly Pies.

During the Season 4 election, Betsy Trombone was replaced by an alternate reality Betsy Trombone.

During the Season 5 election, Trombone's batting, defense, and baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Biographical Information

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Betsy Trombone is the starting pitcher for the Philly Pies. They are a member of the storied blaseball Trombone family along with their sibling, the late Rhys Trombone. Unlike Rhys, however, Betsy was cloned from a Cretaceous Period trombone preserved in amber found in a Peruvian mine by wealthy industrialist Reginald Trombone, the patriarch of the Trombone family. Placed into a gestating blaseball egg and slathered in the transbiological matter of retired blaseball players, Trombone ultimately hatched as an inextricable amalgam of brass and flesh and was immediately called up by the Pies without playing in the Underleagues.

Well-liked by their teammates, Betsy has a carefree and trusting nature. They have seven positions and two valves. They are a hugger.

Their ability to consistently strike out higher starred batters, especially the 5 starred Jessica Telephone, has been largely attributed to her hypnotic and snakelike gaze. When not looking directly at any one person it could be assumed her gaze is vacant, devoid of focus, but when focused in on an opponent their eyes are piercing and deadly, freezing the batter momentarily before they can hit.

Alternate Reality

After season 4, Betsy Trombone was replaced by an alternate reality version of Betsy. This Betsy, who goes by "BT," was shoved into the same portal that claimed Kennedy Cena by her former teammates, who were fed up with her bad attitude, insistence on sneaking cigarettes into practice, faulty spit valve, occasional stabbing, and, worst of all, subpar play that was standing in the way of their goal of descension. She was widely despised by fans of the Alternate Pies, who dismissively nicknamed her "Spitvalve." However she still makes delicious bread like Betsy Prime. BT typically wears a black leather jacket over her Pies uniform.

Gallery

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  art by @Jonahformayor

Music

Betsy Trombone Entrance Music (Season 3)

Betsy Trombone Entrance Music (Season 3)

Betsy Trombone Warmup Music (Season 3)