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Wallace never played in the [[The Underleagues|Underleagues]], but is alleged to be a former [[Glolf]] player who defected to Blaseball after the destruction of the splort. Wallace has described these allegations as "libelous, but essentially true." | Wallace never played in the [[The Underleagues|Underleagues]], but is alleged to be a former [[Glolf]] player who defected to Blaseball after the destruction of the splort. Wallace has described these allegations as "libelous, but essentially true." | ||
| − | Wallace was | + | Wallace was once officially cautioned by an [[Umpire]] for attempting to use an opposing infielder as a bat, which was ruled illegal interference. |
During a [[Season 3]] game against the [[Hawaii Fridays]], it came to the attention of the crowd that Antonio is, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store. | During a [[Season 3]] game against the [[Hawaii Fridays]], it came to the attention of the crowd that Antonio is, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store. | ||
== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == | ||
| − | Antonio Wallace | + | Antonio Wallace became a successful salvage diver after joining the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], though his penchant for acquiring shoes still remains despite leaving the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Antonio’s work locating and diving to ''The Antelope'', the key ship referenced in the iconic Canadian song ''Barrett’s Privateers'', earned him national praise. While he refused to give up this salvage to the proper authorities or inform others of the wreck's location, his willingness to let museum curators ‘just take like, a quick peek’ of Barrett’s shoes was enough to satiate public interest for a time. Halifax’s resident medical expert [[Mooney Doctor]] believed that Antonio’s diving proficiency came from both his lack of lungs and what [[Mooney Doctor]] referred to as “an unreal hankering for military shoes that transcends mortal limits”. |
| − | Wallace | + | Wallace specialized in stealing historical military footwear. |
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Revision as of 01:27, 16 September 2020
Antonio Wallace was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and Charleston Shoe Thieves.
Official League Records
Wallace joined the league as a member of the Charleston Shoe Thieves at the beginning of season one. They would go on to be ranked in the top five hitters of home runs during Season 2.
Wallace joined the Canada Moist Talkers on Season 6, Day 23 after replacing Lachlan Shelton in a Feedback event.
Wallace was incinerated during a Season 7, Day 33 game against the Hades Tigers and was replaced by Quack Enjoyable.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Wallace never played in the Underleagues, but is alleged to be a former Glolf player who defected to Blaseball after the destruction of the splort. Wallace has described these allegations as "libelous, but essentially true."
Wallace was once officially cautioned by an Umpire for attempting to use an opposing infielder as a bat, which was ruled illegal interference.
During a Season 3 game against the Hawaii Fridays, it came to the attention of the crowd that Antonio is, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store.
Personal Life
Antonio Wallace became a successful salvage diver after joining the Canada Moist Talkers, though his penchant for acquiring shoes still remains despite leaving the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Antonio’s work locating and diving to The Antelope, the key ship referenced in the iconic Canadian song Barrett’s Privateers, earned him national praise. While he refused to give up this salvage to the proper authorities or inform others of the wreck's location, his willingness to let museum curators ‘just take like, a quick peek’ of Barrett’s shoes was enough to satiate public interest for a time. Halifax’s resident medical expert Mooney Doctor believed that Antonio’s diving proficiency came from both his lack of lungs and what Mooney Doctor referred to as “an unreal hankering for military shoes that transcends mortal limits”.
Wallace specialized in stealing historical military footwear.
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| Stats | Season (NEW) | 1 |
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| Staff | Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB | |
| Places | Halifax · Canada | |
| History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
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