Achilleus of Phthia Memorial Styx Wiggler

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The Achilleus of Phthia Memorial Styx Wiggler is a building in Tartarus filled with reed baskets along the Styx and Phlegethon, where Hades players are made Fireproof and given Sealant. The Styx Wiggler was designed to avoid the fate of ancient Tigers player Achilleus of Phthia, who was made Fireproof on his entire body except for his heel, which allowed an Umpire to incinerate him. The reed baskets, not unlike deep fryers, allow Tigers players to be given a nice, even coating to fully protect them from harm.


Tiger Player's Wiggles Experiences

Nicholas Mora

Nicholas Mora was reported taking a trip to the styx wiggler multiple times in one season. Sources claim this was due to other Tigers players telling Nicholas that he needed to get wiggled before every game for the fire-proofing effects to be effective. Some citizens of Tartarus report that you could hear Nicholas scream "THIS TEAM IS A NIGHTMARE" when he discovered that was in fact not the case.