New York Millennials
For other uses, see Millennials (disambiguation).
The New York Millennials are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1, and claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball[1]".
Roster
Lineup
- Thomas Dracaena
- Sandie Turner
- Dominic Marijuana
- Winnie Mccall
- Ren Hunter
- Conrad Vaughan
- Wesley Dudley
- Schneider Bendie
- Penelope Mathews
Pitchers
Select Tlopps Blaseball Cards can be found here.
Former Players
Incinerated
- Scrap Murphy (Season 2)
- Chorby Soul (Season 3)
Feedback Swaps
- Alyssa Harrell (Season 4, Day 15; replaced by Penelope Mathews)
- Richardson Games (Season 4, Day 83; replaced by Ren Hunter)
Transferred
- Mclaughlin Scorpler (Post-season 3, to Hades Tigers)
Season Results
For more detailed reviews of the Millennials' seasons, see New York Millennials/History.
Season | Record | Win % | Division Placement | Season Notes |
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1* | 45-52 | .463 | 5th | |
2 | 44-55 | .444 | 5th | |
3 | 70-29 | .707 | 1st | Eliminated in the Finals by the Hades Tigers |
4 | 58-41 | .585 | 1st | Eliminated in the Finals by the Hades Tigers |
* Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.
In the Season 4 Elections, the Millennials were hit with Targeted Shame, which states that should the Millennials be shamed, they will start the next run with negative runs equal to their shame.
Team Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Team History
For more on the Millennials' history, see New York Millennials/History.
Corporate Sponsorships
After Basethirst's failed launch attempt and mysterious reappearance on shelves, A sponsorship deal was announced on the Millennials twitter account, with Dominic Marijuana acting as the face of the brand. Both the Ceaseless Thirst Corporation and the ownership of the Millennials have refused to comment on whether players other than Marijuana are being paid for the sponsorship, leading to widespread criticism and light rioting from the anti-capitalist wings of the fan base. Dominic avoided backlash from fans and fellow players when it was revealed that his sponsorship money was being used to help Blaseball stadium janitors try out for the New York Blittle League team.
In response to the Basethirst sponsorship, The Millennials Players Union are officially partnered with the Plabst Blue Ribbon Workers' Union.
Staff
Current Staff
- Owners: Millennials (species)
- Social Media Manager: NYSMM
- Mascot: Millie the Bodega Cat
Ownership Controversy
Little is known about the shadowy and secretive cabal of Millennials who make up the ownership of the New York Blaseball team and serve as its namesake. It is also unknown how far into the standard 1000-year life cycle each of the Millennials who own the team are.
Recently, critics have leveled accusations against the direction of the team's marketing, claiming that the over-reliance on "Millennial Memes" targeting the Millennial generation to form their team's identity (and baffling demand that each player have a "Side Hustle") is merely a way to shrug off critical questions about the exact nature and goals of the ownership.
Fan Culture
For more on the Millennialls' mascots, see New York Millennials/Fan Culture.
Chants/Mantras
- "LET'S GO MILLS BABY LOVE DA MILLS" (LGMBLDM)
- "ALWAYS BET DA MILLS BLABY" (ABDMB)
- Call: "WHOSE HOUSE?"
- Response: "NOT OURS WE RENT"
- "[name/pronoun]'S WALKIN' HERE" (after a walk)
- "BAN GROUND" (after a ground out)
- "IT'S LIT" (bases loaded)
- "FLY THE AVO" (after a win)
- Player-Specific Chants:
- Thomas Dracaena
- "DRAC ATAC"
- Dominic Marijuana
- "BLAZE IT DOM"
- "DOM ONE-HITTER" (after a solo home run)
- Winnie Mccall
- "WIN IT WINNIE"
- Ren Hunter
- "REN IS DUE"
- Schneider Bendie
- "F**K CAPITALISM, STEAL HOME"
- "BEND IT LIKE BENDIE"
- Penelope Mathews
- "LUCKY PENNY"
- Theodore Cervantes
- "GET CERVED"
- Bates Bentley
- "CLOSE THE BATES"
- Felix Garbage
- "GARBAGE DAY"
- Chorby Soul
- "Chorby [Interjection]"
- "Chorby YES!"
- "Chorby NO!"
- "Chorby THANKS!"
- "Chorby [Interjection]"
- Thomas Dracaena
Fan Art
For more Millennialls' fan art, see New York Millennials/Fan Art.
Players | Batters | |
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Buried | Spears Rogers | |
Former |
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Stats | Season | 1 |
Beta | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4· 5· 6· 7· 8· 9· 10· 11· 12· 13· 14· 15· 16· 17· 18· 19· 20· 21· 22· 23· 24 | |
Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | New York, New York Arena, Arena | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Millie the Bodega Cat · NYSMM | |
Places | [York] | |
· The Apartment | ||
History | New York Millennials' History · Millennials (generation) | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Youth Will Save Us |